In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?

[Trevor]

Anthony Michael Hall in Johnny Be Good: [wincing in agony] "I broke my d**k, Coach." 

[Doc Daneeka]

Halloween Resurrection:

"Lookin' a little crispy over there Mikey... like some chicken-fried motherf*cker!"

"Michael Myers is not a sound bite, a spin-off, a tie-in, some celebrity scandal... Michael Myers is a KILLER SHARK in baggy-ass overalls who gets his kicks from killing everyone and everything he comes across."

[tracy]

*prepared for objections*

"Here's lookin' at you,kid" from Casablanca.

I'm sorry but that seems so unromantic and meaningless to me....always hated it.

[fulci420]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg
Ryan O Neil responds to a letter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OiD6IlBmtk
A boy learns a lesson about hospitality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
A gentleman romances a lady.

[Pacman000]

"That's no moon; it's a space station."

[zombie no.one]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9sQ98s9AE

[ChaosTheory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj_BjUZiNKs

Whedon can blame Halle Berry & the editors all he wants; nothing could have made that line sound not stupid.

[The Burgomaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJnxlXepsY

[Pacman000]

"Look sir, droids!"

[voltron]

The infamous Vanilla Ice quote....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yaam0p_BA

[Umaril Has Returned]

"The good news is, your dates have arrived..the bad news is they're dead"
Line from Night of The Creeps.

"She's not a hooker; she went to Ohio State"
Woman to her husband in Crimes Of Passion.

And our good old friend Batman in the 1966 movie:
"Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

[zombie no.one]

"Signal blocked? What the hell's that mean?"

"It means somebody blocked the signal."

- STEEL TRAP

[WingedSerpent]

I suppose it depends on how you are defining worst.  I'll admit that some of the mentioned ones are pretty bad, but also are from low quality movies to begin with.  If I'm going to call a line really bad, it needs to come from a movie with some real quality or damages something about a character or the plot.  Which is why I'm posting this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRaooooyds

First off, its a pretty stupid line.  Banner almost never acts angry, or even slightly bothered. Secondly, its a pretty groan inducing line. Third, the scene seems to imply that Banner has way more control over the Hulk then he should have.  I've heard explanation, like there are two Hulk personalities (something from comics) and others, but none really sit right with me.   

[akiratubo]

"All those people chose the side of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!"
-The Dark Knight

[Trevor]

"Signal blocked? What the hell's that mean?"

"It means somebody blocked the signal."

- STEEL TRAP