I feel sick.....

[316zombie]

trev,i'm female,but i am so not a lady. you want i should take care of her for you???

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

It's a lady, unfortunately: I never raise my hand or undies to a lady. 

My friend, I think I'm seeing a problem in your lifestyle, there are times when drop the undies to a lady, not raise them.
Um, beforehand buy new ones, in your case 50 shades of grey is not sexy.

[Trevor]

That's why God made hit men and baseball bats, Trevor.

My weapon of choice is one of these:

Trevor, I'm sorry but I'm American. Is that a cricket bat?

Yessir: a couple of pounds of the finest English willow you will ever hold in your hands, made by the firm of Duncan Fearnley in the UK.

www.fearnleycricket.co.uk

I thought it was one of those home pregnancy test things.

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[Trevor]

Well, whaddya know: another complaint against me this morning. This sucks. 

Now I have another person taking me on about alleged 'non-service' when I had replied to them, sending them as much information as I could, despite the fact that what they were looking for was not held by us.

I don't know what to say or do. 

[The Burgomaster]

Well, whaddya know: another complaint against me this morning. This sucks. 

Now I have another person taking me on about alleged 'non-service' when I had replied to them, sending them as much information as I could, despite the fact that what they were looking for was not held by us.

I don't know what to say or do. 

Trevor, when life gives you lemons . . . squeeze them into the eyes of the people who annoy you.

[ulthar]

Are these all email responses?

Is it possible there is some sort of tech glitch, such as your email domain being on a spam blacklist or something like that?

If too many people start complaining of not receiving emails, there might be a (simple and fixable) explanation.

Just a thought that popped into my head...

Good luck with it.  If you have done your job and have that documented, try not to take the complaints too personally.  I know that's hard, though.

[Trevor]

Well, whaddya know: another complaint against me this morning. This sucks. 

Now I have another person taking me on about alleged 'non-service' when I had replied to them, sending them as much information as I could, despite the fact that what they were looking for was not held by us.

I don't know what to say or do. 

Trevor, when life gives you lemons . . . squeeze them into the eyes of the people who annoy you.

[Trevor]

Are these all email responses?

Is it possible there is some sort of tech glitch, such as your email domain being on a spam blacklist or something like that?

If too many people start complaining of not receiving emails, there might be a (simple and fixable) explanation.

Just a thought that popped into my head...

Good luck with it.  If you have done your job and have that documented, try not to take the complaints too personally.  I know that's hard, though.

Thanks, BrotherU: Most of my enquiries come via either my work or Hotmail address and I always send a copy of whatever I answer a client with to the other address, in case of issues like this one.

What is very odd is that the client wants to report me to a corruption unit in another African country!!  I don't know WTF is going on here. 

[Rev. Powell]

Are these all email responses?

Is it possible there is some sort of tech glitch, such as your email domain being on a spam blacklist or something like that?

If too many people start complaining of not receiving emails, there might be a (simple and fixable) explanation.

Just a thought that popped into my head...

Good luck with it.  If you have done your job and have that documented, try not to take the complaints too personally.  I know that's hard, though.

Thanks, BrotherU: Most of my enquiries come via either my work or Hotmail address and I always send a copy of whatever I answer a client with to the other address, in case of issues like this one.

What is very odd is that the client wants to report me to a corruption unit in another African country!!  I don't know WTF is going on here. 

What is going on is you are dealing with stupid people. The customer isn't always right. As long as you do your job properly you have nothing to worry about.

[Flangepart]

Sometimes the customer is a jerk. And sadly, I've sometimes been that jerk.