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Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (2015)

Started by SynapticBoomstick, October 17, 2017, 12:38:45 AM

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SynapticBoomstick

An ex-rodeo rider returns to a town that doesn't want him but soon sure as hell needs him when dinosaurs are released during a mining accident. I still can't believe that this wasn't an Asylum film, it practically screams their brand. Some of the effects work is decent but mostly there are hyperactive raptors that fly around the screen killing extras who act like they just can't be bothered to die horribly in a convincing manner; the two girls watching their mother get eaten is probably the best example of this.

Still, it's a Dumb Dinosaur Movie! :tongueout:

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Ted C

I remember this. It's badness is strong!

And it definitely has the look and feel of an Asylum product, but it doesn't have the token recognizable actor that they usually have. Apparently the success of the Asylum has spawned a lot of imitators.
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WingedSerpent

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Quote from: Ted C on October 17, 2017, 08:06:59 AM
I remember this. It's badness is strong!

And it definitely has the look and feel of an Asylum product, but it doesn't have the token recognizable actor that they usually have. Apparently the success of the Asylum has spawned a lot of imitators.

I absolutely love that.    That The Asylum, famous for its "mockbuters"  now has people ripping it off and using their business model on their movies.

I'll probably see this at some point.  I love dinosaur movies. 
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Trevor

Released in South Africa as Jurassic Hunters  :buggedout:
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indianasmith

I have this on DVD but haven't watched it yet.
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stine.greta

This might be the worst idea ever. Oh well, I won't watch it considering the bad reviews that it has online.
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316zombie

terrifically bad, but funny as all get out, i just saw it on comet last week.

kornula

meh... its a remake of "The Beast of Hollow Mountain"