Favorite monologues

[Flangepart]

Ditto that, Jack's monologues are on one of my crusing tapes. Can't beat the Pork Chop for setting the right mood on a long drive.

[John Holmes]

My favorite line is from "Play it again Sam" where Woody Allen tells how he handles getting into a fight with a couple of bikers.

"Yeah, some guys were getting rough see, and I slammed my chin into one guys knuckles then rammed my forhead into another guys knee!"  

Classic comedy!!

[Deej]

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue, that's the Chicago way, and that's how ya get Capone" ------spoken with a Scots burr and slight lisp. Have to say it every time I hit Lake Michigan ang comee within sight of Navy Pier....p**ses the deck force right off!
 
Also another favorite is Olivier's "Oysters and Snails" bit from Spartacus...Scares hell out of the deck force...especially since we all live together on a boat for weeks on end...teeheeheehheee

"Do you eat oysters?"--Crassus (Laurence Olivier)
"When I have them, master."--Antoninus (Tony Curtis)
"Do you eat snails?"--Crassus
"No, master."--Antoninus
"Do you consider the easting of oysters to be moral, and the eating of snails to be immoral?...Crassus
"No, master"-Antoninus
" My taste includes both snails and oysters."--Crassus

 I also use that one everytime I eat seafood...bugs hell out of everyone, can't help it, I think it's funny!(crickets)
DJ