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What is the greatest B-Movie line of all time?

Started by John Morgan, November 05, 2001, 11:12:50 AM

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Spleen

I think one of my favorites has to be

You will not happy end! arrrggggg! said by a kung fu master strapped to a giant stone ball

Dave


'Leatherface (TCM III)'-- Q.- "What's wrong with you people? Why are you doing this to us?"

                                                  R- "We're hungry!"

   Also, virtually anything Sly mutters in Rambo 2 or 3

Vincent Price

plan 9 from outer space:
"all of you of earth...are idiots! stupid, stupid stupid idiots!" (used that as an intro for my band, made the b-movie fanatics in the crowd laugh really hard)
"your guess is as good as mine. all I know is *forgot his name* is dead. murdered. and somebody's responsible."

evil ed:
"don't you f****ng look at me!"

killer klowns from outer space:
"*whistles* killer klowns from outer space. holy s**t!"


later,
Vincent

AndyC

I've said it before, but it's worth repeating - any of several lines uttered by Roddy Piper in They Live.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in '57. You, you're all right. This one, real f**kin' ugly. You see I take the glasses off, she looks like a regular person. I put 'em on - formaldehyde face!"

"Call the cops? You don't need the cops. You need a Brazillian plastic surgeon!"

"That's like puttin' perfume on a pig."

"Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat."

Jay O'Connor

from Trancers 5

Prospero - "Killing isn't always the answer"

Jack Deth - "It's usually a good guess"

joe shindle

from equinox:   "Jim, hey you're not Jim, What are you?"
from phantasm: "maybe it was that retarded kid Timmy down the street"
night of the creeps: "I've got good news and bad news.The good news is your dates are here.The bad news is they're dead"
And all those from Evil Dead and They Live are classics

yaddo42

Two from spaghetti westerns:

"Sam Peckinpah, that's a beautiful name in Navajo."
--- My Name Is Nobody

"If you shoot me, I fall down. If I fall down, we have to change all the maps."               ---A Fistful of Dynamite

Lee

Ash:Swallow this.   ED2
Many freakin others I can't think of at this minute.

P.S.
Ash:Groovy.