What is the greatest B-Movie line of all time?

[John Morgan]

What is, in your opinion, the greatest B-Movie line of all time?

I personally like Father McGruder?s, "I kick @$$ for the Lord!"  in Dead Alive.

[Will]

Well, if I don't count the king of great lines, Bruce Campbell, I always liked James Lorinz's line in "Frankenhooker":

What're you, some kind of a Swede? You're talkin' to me in Swedish in Times Square!"

and also:

Jeffrey Combs in "Bride of ReAnimator":

The only blasphemy is wallowing in insignificance.

[FaerieOfDeath]

One of my personal favorites would have to be from Six String Samurai.

"Nice tuxedo.  Nice tuxedo to DIE in."

A close runner up is from Dead Alive

"Your mother ate my dog!"

"Not all of it."

[Lester1/2jr.]

"Don't worry aout Lobo, he's as gentle as a kitchen"-from Bride of the Monster. (Bela Lugosi)

[Rombles]

"Oi! That's my mother you're p**sing on"
Braindead strikes again.... (You Yanks know it as Dead Alive - Anyone know why that is?)

[Rombles]

Does "Groovy" count as a "line"? Think Ash/Evil Dead.
Groovy.

[Sakerson]

Speaking of Ash (A of D):

"Good, bad ... I'm the guy with the gun."

[the gooch]

dolemite's my name...and kicking mutha f-in ass is my game.

(might be a little different...i always laugh too hard to remember
it 100%)

[Andrew]

From http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wildplanet/">Wild, Wild Planet comes a good one:

"Why you... ...you helium-headed idiot, you! You and your stupid rules, regulations, and protocol!"

Andrew

[yesfan]

Ash from Army of Darkness : "This is my...BOOMSTICK!!!!"Andrew wrote:

[the gooch]

i  just jumped online again and i just watched (again)
American Movie...god bless mark borschardt...his uncle's line follows...

....IT'S ALRIGHT...IT'S OK...THERE"S SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR...
JESUS TOLD ME SO.!!..!!..!!..!!


(go rent american movie on dvd...and get motivated to do
SOMETHING right NOW!!!)...not a van halen reference!!!

[Mofo Rising]

Hey!  The director of Coven has a bit part in the new Jet Li movie THE ONE.  I'm not saying you should watch it, I'm just saying he's in it.

[Hairzilla]

From TREMORS:

"Knocked out?....He's dead! Well f***************k you!! [There are just some lines where, admitedly, profanity is funny.]

TREMORS 2:

"But then I noticed that one of the little buggers was just stunned, [As he says this, Burt walks over to the back of the truck where a Graboid is covered and hogtied.] so I detained him!" [Burt then throws back the tarp covering the Graboid.]

From GODZILLA 1985

"Better call a press conference, tell them it's Godzilla!"

"...But no matter what happens, Godzilla will live."

[Flangepart]

Hai! And leave us not forget Burt's best line...."Broke into the wrong G. Damm reck room, diden't ya!?"

[mugwump]

"Stick it right in your ass!" sonny chiba, The Street Fighter (either "last revenge" or "return of the streetfighter")
 just the way the dubbed voice says it cracks me up!