Rene Zellwegger is butt *UGLY*

[Master Blaster]

What? You never heard those ones before? : )

[Alan Smithee]

"What kind of bad movie lovers are even reading who's on the cover of a glamour magazine...much less *caring*??"

Renee, is that you?

[Dutchman]

I think she's cute...as far as butt ugly, I'd give that title to Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Anniston, & Reese Witherspoon

[Three Oranges]

She always looks like she's going to cry, and her acting range pretty much matches.  Even when she's happy, she's pouty.

She is one of those actresses with the power to drag down just about anything she appears in.

I ended a sentence with a preposition and I don't care.