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Boris Karloff In Fear Chamber

Started by Mr. DS, April 14, 2008, 08:27:01 PM

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Mr. DS

April 14, 2008, 08:27:01 PM
From an upcoming review I have of 1972's Fear Chamber...



"Hmmm...did I leave the gas on?"
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AnubisVonMojo

#1
April 14, 2008, 09:19:25 PM
This always happens when Grandpa tries to program his VCR...

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Shadow

#2
April 14, 2008, 09:51:45 PM
"Ok, honey. I just finished installing Windows Vista. Let's boot her up and see what happens."
Shadow
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Yaddo 42

#3
April 14, 2008, 10:32:05 PM
Boris hired the same electrician who wired the sub in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea: Dave "Who Needs Circuit Breakers" Dupree.

or

Never hire Great White to play at a retirement home. (Okay that one was in poor taste)
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

SynapticBoomstick

#4
April 15, 2008, 01:51:14 AM
"Help, I'm trapped in a fear chamber!"
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

AndyC

#5
April 15, 2008, 05:32:37 AM
After the grilled cheese incident, Grandpa's family decided it was finally time to put him in a home.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Neville

#6
April 15, 2008, 08:13:01 AM
Mmm... yes, there's a noticeable improvement on Windows' behaviour after this SP1 patch of theirs.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

asimpson2006

#7
April 15, 2008, 09:01:42 AM
Some people and technology just don't mix.

TheDope

#8
April 15, 2008, 03:53:52 PM

"Ah, an incoming e-mail from Vincent Price...OHMIGOD! AAAAGHH!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Flangepart

#9
April 15, 2008, 05:41:24 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 14, 2008, 08:27:01 PM
From an upcoming review I have of 1972's Fear Chamber...


Doris told me not to buy Bela's old synthiser, but nooo...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Inferno

#10
April 15, 2008, 10:31:58 PM
Oh, I got an email from my kids: "Don't set off the fireworks for the 4th of July INSIDE the house"
NOW they tell me......

AndyC

#11
April 15, 2008, 11:35:30 PM
"In fifty years, I've gone from a room full of sparking, flashing junk to a room full of sparking, flashing junk. Take me now, Death."

or

"There goes my plan to stop Christmas from coming."


But at least his Adirondack chair looks comfy.
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