British Teen Suffers Painful Shark Attack in His Bedroom

[CheezeFlixz]

You just can't make these headlines up.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,358561,00.html

[Jack]

That would kind of suck to be sleepwalking and wake up with shark jaws embedded in your face.  Bad enough just stubbing your toe on the door frame while walking to the bathroom.

[SynapticBoomstick]

The headline lies! I was setting up for it to be an actual shark! That's still pretty sucky, though. He should make up a better story, like I did for the scar on my knee.

[Sister Grace]

I once cut myself on a Dorito, I wonder if I could have been in the news...

[CheezeFlixz]

I once cut myself on a Dorito, I wonder if I could have been in the news...

DATELINE DRESDEN ... women attacked by snack.

Sister Grace while innocently watching a movie was was viciously attacked by a rouge Dorito, when asked about the attack all the victim could do mumble "Cool Ranch". Frito Lay had not comment.

[Sister Grace]

I once cut myself on a Dorito, I wonder if I could have been in the news...

DATELINE DRESDEN ... women attacked by snack.

Sister Grace while innocently watching a movie was was viciously attacked by a rouge Dorito, when asked about the attack all the victim could do mumble "Cool Ranch". Frito Lay had not comment.

hahah, you just made my day! 

[Patient7]

That happened to me once, only it wasn't a shark, I wasn't in my room, I wasn't asleep, it wasn't my face, and I provoked it.  Also no damage was done.


Note:  If you bug my dog he'll playfully bite your wrist.

[AndyC]

I think if I was going to hang a shark on my wall, I'd make sure the sharp bits were high enough that people couldn't accidentally stumble into them.

[Mr. DS]

Maybe the shark was undead...

[CheezeFlixz]

Maybe the shark was undead...

It was a land shark.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Not to make to much of it, but he's lucky it hit him above his groin.