Cancer Man

Kooshmeister · October 30, 2008, 05:35:11 PM

Pizza the Hutt, the early years.

TheDope · October 30, 2008, 10:04:31 PM

How every teenager sees themself.

sideorderofninjas · October 30, 2008, 10:10:42 PM

A little plastic surgery and I'll be the ominously creepy guy on the X-files. Where do I sign up?

Nukie 2 · October 31, 2008, 08:56:26 AM

Needless to say, Pimple Pearlman didn't get a call back for his GWAR audition.

SynapticBoomstick · October 31, 2008, 05:23:42 PM

Junko senior wasn't much of a ladies man either.

JJ80 · October 31, 2008, 08:00:52 PM

So you think it't time to ditch the sunbed then mate?

AndyC · October 31, 2008, 11:52:16 PM

"I'm melting! MELTING! Oh what a world!"

sprite75 · November 01, 2008, 10:38:37 PM

Why did I agree to this? Why couldn't the producers do what they do 99.9997 percent of the time when dealing with aliens on Star Trek? That being painting a couple small streaks on the sides of my head and giving me a weird hairstyle.

flackbait · November 03, 2008, 06:29:00 AM

Kieth Richards aged 160. And yes folks he'll live that long!

Mr. DS · November 03, 2008, 09:55:44 PM

"What...as if you haven't ever washed your face in napalm..."

Terf · December 05, 2008, 12:46:16 AM

The Thing, covered in Jergens...