The Movie COMBINATION Thread!

[JayJayM12]

* CROSSROADS + THE DRESSER = THE CROSS DRESSER (starring Ru Paul and Divine)

* NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER + HARDCORE = NOT WITHOUT MY HARDCORE (don't leave home without it)

* KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN + TRUE GRIT = KISS MY GRITS (theatrical remake of the ALICE TV show)

* ALIEN CONTAMINATION + INCEPTION = ALIEN CONTRACEPTION ('nuff said)

* SHANE + BRANNIGAN = SHENANIGANS (a wacky romp where a cowboy teams up with a no-nonsense cop)

* MAJOR PAYNE + ASSASSINATION = MAJOR PAIN IN THE ASS (we're all familiar with this one)

Nice ones!  At least you didn't go with Not Without My Hardcore Daughter.  That could have gone places that most of us wouldn't want to see (but, would probably rent just once anyway)...

[Olivia Bauer]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show + Rocky Balboa = The Rocky Balboa Picture Show

Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) finally retires after the death of his wife Adrian. Distraught over the loss of his wife. He goes for a drive in the woods when he comes across a mansion. He encounters Dr. Frankfurter (Tim Curry) who converts the confused Rocky to homosexuality.

[retrorussell]

IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD (1963) + MADMAN (1981)

IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MADMAN= After a man is brutally murdered by a hulking maniac, several people go on a wild goose chase to find where he hid his fortune.  The maniac follows and knocks off the participants one by one.

[claws]

Desert Warrior (1988) + The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) = The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Warrior

Warrior Zerak (Lou Ferrigno) falls in love with stranded drag queen Felicia (Guy Pearce) in this critically acclaimed post apocalyptic action-comedy.


Road House (1989) + House on Haunted Hill (1999) = Road House on Haunted Hill

A tough bouncer (Patrick Swayze) is hired to teach six fortune hunting strangers how to fight ghosts in a haunted Bar.

[JaseSF]

Braindead + Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory = Braindead Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory: After being bitten by a Sumatran Rat-Monkey, Willy Wonka turns into a zombie craving human flesh. Meanwhile several young children, most of whom are greedy and awful but one of whom is pure of heart, win a special contest previously held via Wonka's candy bars to visit his chocolate factory. There they encounter many horrors including gruesome brain munching Oompa Lompas and a flesh craving Willy Wonka himself who nevertheless remains determined to find a worthy heir for his chocolate factory.

[JayJayM12]

Precious + Chocolat = no chocolat for anyone else...

[JayJayM12]

The Human Centipede + The Human Stain = The Human Centipede Stain:  An evil doctor begins to regret his decision to create such an elaborate pet when he forgets to take into account what happens to the waste coming from the final link in his centipede.  His carpet pays the price.  Plus, Anthony Hopkins still isn't black.

Friday + Friday The 13th = Friziday The Thizerteenth:  Jason visits the hood and learns the value of a good 40.

[Chainsawmidget]

Friday the 13th + 28 Days Later = 28 Friday the 13ths Later

A man come out of his coma only to find the world over run with hockey mask wearing axe murderers. 



The Phantom of the Opera + Star Wars: the Phantom Menace = The Phantom of the Opera Menace

A deformed mask man hides in the Opera of a sci-fi world and secretly plots the overthrow of the government using Opera performances and laser sword fights. 

Ben + Frankenstein = BenStein  A scientist created a man out of dead people's body parts only to have the thing run away and live in the swers with rats all the while talking in a dull, boring, monotone voice.

[Raffine]

GODS AND MONSTERS + DESTROY ALL MONSTERS=DESTROY ALL GODS AND MONSTERS
A sensitive, aging Godzilla tries to enlist the aid of a young, smouldering Anguirus in his plan to commit suicide by Ghidorah. Co-starring Lynn Redgrave as Mothra.

[Nukie 2]

Jason X + American History X = Jason American History X

Jason Vorheez comes back from dead and becomes a member of a Neo-Nazi gang that gets cryogenically frozen for thousands of years and wakes up on a spaceship, and then they kill people and stuff.

[Kaseykockroach]

Gremlins VS Critters. You know you want it...:D

[Nukie 2]

Gremlins VS Critters. You know you want it...:D

Gritters?

[66Crush]

Troll 2 + Soul Man = Troll Man. The story of a man who dresses like a troll to get into Troll Colledge.

[RD]

Bad Biology + The Terminator = Bad Terminology


Forrest Gump + Blade Runner = "... And one day I just felt like Blade Run--ning"