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Bear (2010)

Started by claws, September 23, 2012, 01:12:21 PM

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claws

Two couples on their way to a party (I think) take a short cut through the woods. Stranded because of car trouble and no signal to call help they must fight for their lives - trapped in the car - against a revenge seeking grizzly bear.

Amateurish shot on digital video crap. Far from being good and not cheesy or bad enough to be fun. Unappealing actors and setting, not one ounce of suspense. I'm not surprised Bear wasn't released in the states yet. The trailer is deceiving though, making it look better than it actually is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ-51seByVQ


Criswell

I'm sorry but I freaking love this movie. It's kinda me and my friends bad movie. It's like Jaws the Revenge on dry land sorta.

claws

Quote from: Criswell on September 23, 2012, 05:25:10 PM
I'm sorry but I freaking love this movie. It's kinda me and my friends bad movie. It's like Jaws the Revenge on dry land sorta.

Well, glad to hear somebody is getting something out of Bear:thumbup:

Criswell

Quote from: claws on September 23, 2012, 11:53:15 PM
Quote from: Criswell on September 23, 2012, 05:25:10 PM
I'm sorry but I freaking love this movie. It's kinda me and my friends bad movie. It's like Jaws the Revenge on dry land sorta.

Well, glad to hear somebody is getting something out of Bear:thumbup:
He's mad at you. The bear's gonna follow you to a resturaunt because of it's honor and retribution.

Chainsawmidget

I just recently watched it. 

It's the kind of bad movie that's just bland.  it's not incompetent enough to be funny and not well done enough t actually be of any kind of quality. 


claws

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on September 25, 2012, 01:10:52 PM


It's the kind of bad movie that's just bland.  it's not incompetent enough to be funny and not well done enough t actually be of any kind of quality. 



Exactly. It's kind of just like... there, and not going anywhere. They should have used a SyFy type of CGI Bear, more blood/gore and boobs. Now that would've been more fun.

SynapticBoomstick

The movie must be abyssal then because the trailer is god-awful. The world doesn't need any more crap films about predatory animals eating people. It's plainly obvious that nobody on the team cared about what they were making, the title is Bear!
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

Chainsawmidget

QuoteExactly. It's kind of just like... there, and not going anywhere. They should have used a SyFy type of CGI Bear,
Nah.  Too fancy.  Use a guy in a bear costume and a few stuffed models. 

Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on September 25, 2012, 06:04:35 PM
The movie must be abyssal then because the trailer is god-awful. The world doesn't need any more crap films about predatory animals eating people. It's plainly obvious that nobody on the team cared about what they were making, the title is Bear!
If it was abysmal, it would at least be memorable. 




April_G

You KNOW it's bad when the guys who put together the trailer cant even spell "invaded" correctly. "Invated?" Really?~!

The Burgomaster

I think I've seen enough animal attack movies.  I'll pass on this one.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."