Need some input on REALLY bad movies

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Try CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN or Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST.  Both are horrible.  I couldn't even get through CONQUEST in a single viewing.  I had to watch it in 15 - 30 minute increments over a period of several weeks (maybe even months). 

As far as Fulci goes, Contraband was one hell of an FX-laden mafia shoot-em-up. AND it starred Italian film legend Fabio Testi as well. One of the more violent films from the Godfather Of Gore.

And for a fairly atmospheric (yet talky) horror film, I always got quite a few shivers from Beyond The Door.  Juliet Mills' face was one of the most disturbing things I've seen since the dead witch in Mario Bava's Black Sabbath.  There was more they could have done with BTD, but the possession scenes more than make up for the slack.

The 1958 vampire outing The Return Of Dracula is  good solid movie too. Frances Lederer throws in a good performance as count Bellac, which just happens to be a front for who he really is, good old count Drac'.    More movies as I think of them.   

[hedgie]

Try CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN or Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST.  Both are horrible.  I couldn't even get through CONQUEST in a single viewing.  I had to watch it in 15 - 30 minute increments over a period of several weeks (maybe even months). 

I love Conquest.  Everytime I see it referenced it is slammed, but to me it is up there with the best of Fulci.  I especially enjoy the evil topless villianess and the hilarious beast people running amok.  This movie has a lot of energy, and it was probably made to exploit the underbelly of the "Quest for Fire" .  What is funny is that those are very highbrow scientificly researched movie and this is pure schlock.  OK I think I need to go watch this one right now 

[316zombie]

godmonster of indian flats should net you at LEAST a case of beer!

[SynapticBoomstick]

Anything by Larry Buchanan or The Polonia Brothers.
Albeit, You won't thank me. Win, lose or draw, you're gonna need a beer way too bad.

My thoughts exactly.

You may want to try The Brain Eaters, which is about hairy roombas with antennea that ride a giant drill machine up from the center of the earth to enslave humanity (the way that they do it reminds me a little of The Puppet Masters by Robert Heinlein). It happens to feature a younger Leonard Nemoy. Excuse me, Nimoy