Slither

Draug · April 02, 2011, 10:45:46 AM

Woman: "No, really. I didn't marry you because of your money."

Mr. DS · April 02, 2011, 11:04:25 AM

Guy: "Gesundheit..."

Silverlady · April 02, 2011, 07:22:58 PM

Quote from: Draug on April 02, 2011, 10:45:46 AM

Guy: Don't start using that ProActive acne lotion. Look what the hell it did to me!!

sprite75 · April 03, 2011, 12:20:23 AM

Delta Tau Chi started a food fight today in the cafeteria.

Hammock Rider · April 04, 2011, 10:53:28 AM

If you don't cut back on the partying Seth there will be no Zack and Miri part 2.

theoutlawtorn · April 27, 2011, 11:32:07 AM

"Pizza the hut?"

AndyC · April 28, 2011, 06:07:10 AM

"Uhhhh... This is gonna cost extra."

Hammock Rider · April 28, 2011, 12:45:17 PM

Sorry Elizabeth, but I think I'm really allergic to your cat.

sprite75 · May 06, 2011, 04:21:34 PM

Guy: I went to the emergency room to get this stuff off but they said I wasn't a priority.
Girl: Why? Was there a guy with a dump truck stuck to his head?

retrorussell · May 06, 2011, 05:56:25 PM

Hey, aren't you Tim Curry from Legend? Oh wow! Can I get your autograph??

AndyC · May 06, 2011, 06:57:21 PM

Quote from: retrorussell on May 06, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
Hey, aren't you Tim Curry from Legend? Oh wow! Can I get your autograph??

"No, I'm not Tim Curry. I'm beef curry."