Boring!!! Somebody start something!!! (PF, PG, and NSFW if we're lucky)

[Killer Bees]

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Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem 

You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about.  And I AM that good lookin' 


My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh...

Okay you guys aren't being fair.  Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way.  And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem 

You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about.  And I AM that good lookin' 

I guess I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum with my hair being past my shoulders.

Nah, it's all good, Dr. Menard.  Long hair, short hair, no hair, it's not indicative of a person's true intelligence or personality. 

As Billy Milano said in the old S.O.D. song "United Forces"--it dosen't matter how you wear your hair, it's what's inside your head.  Cheers 

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

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Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem 

You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about.  And I AM that good lookin' 

My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh...

Okay you guys aren't being fair.  Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way.  And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........

Oh no, please continue to speak     

Since you like guys with buzzed heads, I can only imagine how you feel about Curly from the 3 Stooges. "Woob woob, woob!" 

[Menard]

Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem 

You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about.  And I AM that good lookin' 

My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh...

Okay you guys aren't being fair.  Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way.  And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........

Oh no, please continue to speak     

Since you like guys with buzzed heads, I can only imagine how you feel about Curly from the 3 Stooges. "Woob woob, woob!" 

Dude...pour some cold water on it.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem 

You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about.  And I AM that good lookin' 

My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh...

Okay you guys aren't being fair.  Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way.  And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........

Oh no, please continue to speak     

Since you like guys with buzzed heads, I can only imagine how you feel about Curly from the 3 Stooges. "Woob woob, woob!" 

Dude...pour some cold water on it.

Hah!     Just jokin'.  No harm meant.