100 bottles of beer on the wall...

[retrorussell]

99 kegs of beer on the warehouse wall
99 kegs of beer..
MEIN GOTT!  IT'S FORKLIFT DRIVER KLAUS!!!


Well, he killed off all his coworkers, but at least he missed the beer.  Still 99 kegs.

[MrMari]

99 kegs of beer on the wall
99 kegs of beer
with Lavern and Shirl

the bottles will whirl
99 bottles of beer on the wall

[Olivia Bauer]

99 bottles of beer on the wall!
99 bottles of beer!
I just learned there's a new movie coming out by the "Disaster Movie" guys.
90 bottles of beer on the wall!

[retrorussell]

90 bottles of vodka on the wall,
90 bottles of vodka.
If one of those bottles should happen to fall..
Ugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjOvI0TOx98
0 bottles of vodka on the wall.