Best internet putdowns

[Olivia Bauer]

I always have plenty of insults in this regard. But never in text form.

[Jack]

I've got a few of those:



Well okay, I've got ONE of those   

[Jack]

On another site I visit, there's a guy called AmbitiousKnight who has a habit of starting lots of bewilderingly dumb topics.  The folks on that site have awarded him with this:



Oh wait they already came up with a better one:

[alandhopewell]

I was once dissed by someone on another forum ~ this person had either seen my pic here or on FB ~ and was taking me to task over the fact that I'm a white guy and I say that I am African. Short and sweet, he said that in his opinion, I couldn't be African if I was a white guy as only people of a certain race can be considered truly African.

My answer was that my African lineage stretches back over several generations (back to my great grandparents) and that if I had to be black in order to be African, then I was black and I was very proud to be so.  

    Just think, Trev-if you moved here, you could be African-American!

     I enjoyed this one....

[Allhallowsday]

As AllHallows subtley put it-i'm an idiot.

AHD is way wrong there, RC.

Yeh, you're all sweet and sugar-coated honey-pie, and I'm often wrong, but this was the context:  

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,136584.0.html

Congrats,man! And never say never! You dont want  her to be an only child,do ya? Being a Dad is great.

Untill they turn into teenagers-ugh!

She won't be. She'll have two older brothers.

Groovy! I thought this might be yer first!
You know all about it then,brother.
Congrats on the new addition to your family!

You know I love you, and I p!ss you off, but you are an idiot.  

Yer point being?  

BELA has a sense of humor.  Of course, it wasn't the first time I'd called him an idiot.  And likely not the last.  

[Flick James]

Where'd you get your computer? At the toilet store?