The Three Mesquiteers

[Pennywise]

S & M in the Old West was not very erotic at all.

[Nakuyabi]

"Okay, Sheriff. We gonna f*** ya now..."

"...but we gonna f*** ya slow!"

[TheDope]

"See, I told you Michael Myers was being played by John Wayne!"

"Wait, hold on... Donald Pleasance?  What are you doing in a Western?"

"Beats me... why is everything in black and white??"

[Hammock Rider]

" I'm telling you guys, if we diaper the cows it'll make everyone's life easier."
   
  " Ed, have you been drinking the saddle soap again?"


Ed belches loudly:  " .........No."

[tracy]

Look....we'll disguise you as a Roman and they'll never know the difference.