The Three Mesquiteers

Dennis · July 22, 2007, 11:26:02 PM

This fabric is no good, it doesn't match the wall paper or the curtains, you guys have no sense of style.

Joe the Destroyer · July 22, 2007, 11:43:51 PM

I'm telling you guys, it'll be scarier if we burn a cross, too!

BlackAngel75 · July 23, 2007, 12:52:17 AM

The TV exects were still trying to come up with a title for their new show, and "Queer Eye for the Cowguy" wasn't working

Yaddo 42 · July 23, 2007, 01:00:24 AM

Hey look, we can use Starr Jones' old wardrobe.

DodgingGrunge · July 23, 2007, 01:18:54 AM

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Smallpox! Hahahaha! Oh Everett, what will you think of next?!

Susan · July 23, 2007, 07:12:52 AM

Quote from: DENNIS on July 22, 2007, 11:26:02 PM

In the original version of "Brokeback Mountain", Ennis was a drag queen

Inyarear · July 23, 2007, 07:15:07 AM

"Okay, Sheriff. We gonna f*** ya now..."

Mr. DS · July 23, 2007, 10:52:27 AM

Quote from: DENNIS on July 22, 2007, 11:26:02 PM

"Ha, ha ha! That crazy Text always thought base jumping was easier than it looked. Now look at that dumb sum-b*tch!"

Poogie · July 23, 2007, 11:20:23 AM

"We'll just make some straps out of this string and you won't have to hold that up anymore."

Andrew · July 23, 2007, 11:35:10 AM

Look, all I am saying is that IF we had a boat and IF we were at the ocean...

Yaddo 42 · July 25, 2007, 01:02:47 AM

Props and karma to Inyarear for the George Carlin reference.

"Fine, see if I ever camp out with you guys again!"

Justy · December 06, 2007, 08:48:20 AM

I'm telling you guys Industrial Hemp is the future!

Immoral Liberal · December 07, 2007, 03:04:02 PM

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, c.a. 1890.

jdlarch · October 21, 2008, 05:19:45 PM

Rope with silk? How tacky! What is this...ancient Rome? I need pearls!

AndyC · October 21, 2008, 05:38:10 PM

"OK, we've got a parachute. Now we just have to wait for somebody to invent the airplane."