Waaahhhhhaaaaaa! They impounded my car!!!!

[Bushma]

www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/SAs-worst-car-impounded-20120216

After looking at those pictures it really makes me realize that Toyota makes a car that just won't quit!

Couldn't you just comandeer a giraffe? You have those wandering about outside you home, don't you?

I think that's likely.  From what I know about South Africa there's only one city and the rest of it is a desert brush land.  Then again, everything I know about South After comes from The Gods Must Be Crazy.

when I get my yearly birthday bonus

You get a bonus for your birthday?  That's awesome!  Use that bonus and get some new undies!  PLEASE!!!!!

[Trevor]

I think that's likely.  From what I know about South Africa there's only one city and the rest of it is a desert brush land.  Then again, everything I know about South After comes from The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Unfortunately, not true: the city of Johannesburg is similar to New York and the city I live in is like Washington: Cape Town is very much like Los Angeles. We have a huge, vibrant country here and also Africa's oldest film industry, dating back to 1896.  

You get a bonus for your birthday?  That's awesome!  Use that bonus and get some new undies!  PLEASE!!!!!

I shall try.