Films you don't talk about online?

[zombie no.one]

LOTR, Magnolia, Burn After Reading

If you want to upset LOTR fans, ask what the problem with Sauron getting the ring back is. It isn't like he could have put it on. 

Almost every comment I've ever made about the LOTR films has upset LOTR fans - even the positive ones! (I think TWO TOWERS is head-and-shoulders the best film of the three, even notwithstanding the prolonged final scene... whoops, there he goes again!)

Do people get upset about BURN AFTER READING hot takes? It's pretty Mid for the Coens, no...?

Did not laugh once during that

Only thing of value in it was JK Simmons

WHY, YOU....

...oh no hang on... that's perfectly fine!