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Whats worse? "Honey", "Crossroads" or "Gigli"?

Started by Jayson, December 30, 2003, 03:57:24 PM

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Neville

LOL I once asked for a pureple heart in this board, I think it was after watching "Coyote Moon", a crappy "Yojimbo" remake starring, of all people, Jean Claude Van Damme.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Scott

 I think we have overlook the possible entry of the latest Madonna film. Though I haven't seen it I know it didn't get received well.


BoyScoutKevin

Probably "Gigli," at least from the critic's stand point. Though, I see you forgot to mention "The Cat in the Hat." That seems to be shaping up as the worst movie of 2003. At least, there again, from the critic's stand point. I would say enjoy all three, but, I won't.


StatCat

I'd say just come to a general consensus that they're all crap and should be destroyed.

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Velvet Brotha

Damn, that's like saying what's worse.... AIDS, Ebola, or SARS?

Anyhow, to answer your question...maybe Gigli. ; ) Honey stars Jessica Alba and at least she gives me a Red neck boner.

JohnL

>Honey stars Jessica Alba and at least she gives me a Red neck boner.

Jessica Alba should be on network TV, dressed in leather and kicking ass with her transgenic brothers and sisters.

raj

Just as long as they get better dialog to speak.

Jayson

I hear Gigli was considered the Worst movie EVER!! Even worse than "Plan 9 from outer space"!!

"Maybe death will stop yer yammering"--Marge Simpson

-=NiGHTS=-

But..but..J-Lo and Britney aren't hot.  Like, at all.

And, despite myself, I can't help wishing for Jessica Alba to have a string of failures and just buckle down and do a nude scene.

Jayson

I dont know...Jessica is pretty flat chested.

"Maybe death will stop yer yammering"--Marge Simpson


Max Gardner

Crossroads is the only one of the three that has been inflicted upon me.  It was as lousy as one would expect from a thinly disguised advocation of premarital celibacy starring an utter skank.  I refuse to see the other two.  Hell, I refused to see Crossroads, but it was on, and it was bad enough to hypnotize me into watching most of it.

Steven Millan

               All three of them: period!!!!