Whats worse? "Honey", "Crossroads" or "Gigli"?

[Jayson]

Each of these "Abominations" should have been put to a slow death, but i was wondering...which of these movies sucked the most? Anyone...?

[George]

None of them should be put to a slow death and here is why.  When my children begin to speak about who is "hot" in movies and on TV, I will need a point of reference when I argue with them that Jessica Alba, Britney Spears and Mariah Carey were some of the hottest women alive.  By that time, I'm sure they will have fallen into disrepair and I will need the ammo thus the old films.

As for which sucked the most......does it really matter?  I mean a turd that doesn't stink is still a turd, right?

[Jayson]

Interesting point--but women such as them broke the one cardinal rule. Everything was fine until they opened thier mouth.

[Chopper]

still haven't seen any of them. althought Gigli was playing on base like a few weeks ago. i just couldn't bring myself to waste 3 dollars on it though.

[raj]

You mean they subject military personnel to it?  What are the alternatives:  Iraq, Afghanistan or Gigli?

[Jayson]

LOL--that would be a tough choice.

[George]

True......very true.

[Dunners]

wait, arent they all the same movie?

[Scott]

I haven't seen them, but it sounds like it would be quite a challenge to sit thru 4 1/2 to 5 hours of it. Not sure if I'll be doing that one anytime soon.

[Dunners]

this is one of those situations where you can actually earn a purple heart just by watching a movie.

[jmdenn3000]

it goes in this order exactly

1.gigli

ben +jlo= evil X2

2. crossroads

britney = evil

3. honey

it thankfully died in obscurity

[Chopper]

LoL, I'll take israel instead! nah, they just have a theatre here on base that plays second run movies, kinda like a dollar theatre. A lot of the time they get good movies in too, it's kind of a hit and miss. Which reminds me I need to get off my ass and see what's playing this weekend, I think they have Master & Commander, can't beat it for only 3$.

[Chopper]

HAHA! yeah, i have better things to do with my time, like watching fulfilling movies in my room.

[Scott]

That should be an annual award Dunners for us at this messageboard. Image that a recipient of the B-Movie Purple Heart. Here are the ones that were extremely painful for me:

They Saved Hitlers Brain
King of the Zombies
Bloodthristy Butchers
The Rats are Coming ! The Werewolves are Here !
The Dungeon of Harrow
They Came from Outer Space

[JohnL]

I haven't seen any of the three, but my vote would go to Honey simply for the fact that it centers around rap.