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KEKKO KAMEN: SURPRISE!

Started by The Burgomaster, March 29, 2006, 10:18:30 PM

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The Burgomaster

I just bought this subtitled, Japanese superhero fantasy and you must see it to believe it.

Kekko Kamen is a female superhero who flies around naked except for a red mask, cape, boots, and gloves.  And her vagina glows!

The story involves students at an all-girl music academy being tortured by the instructors and then being sold to wealthy men to be their sex slaves!

Kekko Kamen streaks into action, armed with her nunchakus, to save the day!

In one scene, the girls are taught how to make music by farting (I'm not kidding).  One of the teachers gets on his hands and knees on a table in the cafeteria and farts BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH.  This scene goes on MUCH longer than it should.

In a flashback, we see a shipwrecked woman eating a man's severed hand.

And the incredible theme song has lyrics something like this:  "Kekko Kamen . . . no one knows her face . . . but everyone recognizes her private parts."  Those aren't the exact words, but I'm sure you get the idea.

This DVD is 70 minutes of ridiculous fun that should not be missed!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

loyal1

Wow, this sounds like an EXCELLENT film, I really MUST check this out...so much better than that lesbian subtext film Foxfire with a similiar plot.  A glowing vagina...the light at the end of the tunnel!  So many monuments, missles, bombs and much more dedicateed to the all mighty penis...but a glowing vagina...ahead of it's time I tell ya.

And the farting Beethoven symphony, he would be so proud in his arrogant and unusual sense of humor!

loyal1

Where DO you find such gems!

Dr. Whom

I take it you're referring to the live action version. You can watch the trailer at the homepage www.kekkou.jp. It is mostly in Japanese, but the trailer is miraculously indicated in English

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

The Burgomaster

loyal:

Finding such gems is the result of hours and hours of painstaking reading, internet searches, and visits to the local shopping malls.  In other words, I'M WASTING MY LIFE!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

The Burgomaster

Alex:

Yes . . . this is the live-action version.  Thanks for posting the photo!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Dr. Whom

For some reason the live action version is transliterated as Kekko Kamen, while the manga and anime are given as Kekkou Kamen.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

plan9superfan

For all it's stupidity, "Keko Kamen" is still better than "Batman & Robin"...

trekgeezer

Glowing vagina?!  Those wacky Japanese!



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

The Burgomaster

Alex:

Actually, what I believge was the "original" live-action movie (which I don't think is available in the U.S.) was called Keiko Mask.  So, we now have Kekko, Kekkou, and Keiko.  Sort of like when the tried to trick everyone into believing that Bruce Lee and Bruce Li were the same person in order to sell more martial arts videos.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Dr. Whom

I have a feeling Kamen might be Japanese for mask. Can anyone confirm this?
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

The Burgomaster

Alex -

I think you are correct.  There is another character in the movie named "Silky Fowl Kamen" (I'm not kidding) who wears what appears to be a bird mask.  So, in both cases, Kamen does appear to translate as "mask."
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Flangepart

I read about this at Teleport city years ago.
My mind still locks up in protest at accepting the premise....its laughing as it does so, but still...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

raj

Glowing p***y?  What, ya can't find it in the dark?  That would explain the low Japanese birthrate.

Thanks Burgo, I'm going to have to look for this.

plan9superfan

And what does "keko" stand for? p***y?