I know this isn't about a bad movie, but I gotta share...

[loyal1]

I saw a bumper sticker that really made me laugh the other day.  

"My kid kicked your honor student kid's ass."  It was on the pack of a broken down 80's rusted red Chevy truck along with a nice Harley sticker in the rear window.

But my ultimate fav will ALWAYS be and has not changed yet is this:

"Jesus, please save me from your followers."  Pure genuis I tell you!

[LilCerberus]

"Remember when sex was safe & motorcycles were dangerous?"

"DARWIN IS DEAD! And he aint comin' back."

[Fearless Freep]

One of my favorites ha a front end view of the Enterprise and said "If you can read this. you're in phaser range"

[plan9superfan]

How about Spaceball One's "We brake for nobody"?

[odinn7]

So Many Pedestrians...So Little Time

Keep Honking, I'm Reloading

[zombie no.one]

"My Other Car is Also a Skoda"

[Shadowphile]

I brake for hallucinations.

Another favourite is a parody of the Christian 'fish' emblem.  You've alll seen them stuck to people's trunks.  This one, instead of saying JESUS  inside the fish, said DARWIN and the fish had feet....

[raj]

I like:
Visualize using your turn signal
and
Hang up and drive.

[loyal1]

Now I like those two..lol

[plan9superfan]

Then there's the one from There's Somthing About Mary: "How is my driving? Call 1-800-EATs**t"

[Ash]

In 2003 I used to have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that said:
FUTURE DICTATOR OF THE WORLD

The only problem was that the 2003 Iraq war was underway to topple.....a dictator.
So because of that, I took it off.
It wasn't funny anymore and I didn't want to offend anybody.

[plan9superfan]

Isn't George W. Bush the true future dictator of the world?

[LilCerberus]

From the movie "My Science Project" (1985)
"My Other Car is a Peice of s**t Too"
And Vince's car also has this glow-in-the-dark Finger that pops up when people honk at him. I've always wanted one of those.

[Just Plain Horse]

More like "Current totally incompetent wannabe dictator of the only country that matters to him"... needless to say, that bumpersticker will only fit on Air Force One.

[Flangepart]

I once had one that said "Lets declair politicians game, and sell hunting stamps."
Also, "Weird load."