"The Horror of Party Beach" Haiku

[Derf]

Hot-dog-mouthed beach freaks.
Three-year-old Derf sees and screams
Grows to write warped poems.



Frankenstein has come.
Dracula and Wolfman, too.
Lou Costello faints.



Buckaroo Bonzai:
Monkey Boy invader of
The 8th Dimension.



Tor Johnson looms large
Can't speak understandably
Rules in Yucca Flats.



I could do this all day, but to spare what little sanity may still exist here, I'll stop. For now.

[RCMerchant]

HAHAHAHA! I had a hangover,but I feel better now.

[peter johnson]

I finally got around to reading the review --
Oh, Lawdy, I now HAVE to see this movie!!  It just sounds so wonderfully wretched on so many levels --
Thankyou for the work you do, Andrew --
With respect . . .
peter johnson/denny crane

[peter johnson]

Flying Saucers rule
Over Hollywood they fly
Angora sweater itches


peter crane/denny johnson

[Andrew]

Peter, you have never seen this one?  I spill over with effervescent joy at being able to make the introduction.  It really is a grand old b-movie.  Enjoy.

[Flangepart]

Flange sees new concept.
mind bends at the horror haiku.
poetry of doom.

[Raffine]

Radioactive?
It's the voodoo, I tells ya!
Eulabelle speaks true.

[Allhallowsday]

The Haiku improve,
but the convention must be 
as 5-7-5 !

[Allhallowsday]

I could do this all day, but to spare what little sanity may still exist here, I'll stop. For now.

You could do that all day!  Excellent, Derf; I always count on my fingers, keeping beat on my thigh when I read haiku.  If I like it, I eventually stop counting syllables.  Counting syllables is part of the fun and challenge!   

[Derf]

Yagh! When did this child board start, and how did I miss it? I just logged in and saw Allhallowsday's response to "Derf's Haiku." Cool! Now I have a specific place to torment poor souls! I'll have to start practicing again.

Rubber octopus
Sits still; Bela rocks gently.
The monster has no bride.


Snake Plissken looms large.
Maggie is hot--just for Brain.
Cabbie dies with cab.


Ferris Bueller skips
Cameron grows cajones.
Rooney is destroyed.


Cowboy mummy kills
Old folks are helpless; Elvis
Kicks butt and saves day.

[RCMerchant]

rich andrini Wrote:
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> RCMerchant Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dear Lord...what madness have I stumbled
> > upon...this place gets stranger by the
> minute...
>
>
> Well you will be desensitized eventually were all
> of this becomes normal... or you just crack. :)


Bad are the movies
Our brains are worn out
The new guy will learn

Boy...this brings back memories...I joined about the time you guys were on the haiku thing...I sTILL am in awe at some of the insane stuff I read on this board!     

[Andrew]

Yagh! When did this child board start, and how did I miss it? I just logged in and saw Allhallowsday's response to "Derf's Haiku." Cool! Now I have a specific place to torment poor souls! I'll have to start practicing again.

I snuck it in on you, my friend.  I've been wanting to start a board for bad movie haiku for a while.  The other day, I suddenly realized that I had stopped creating haiku for new reviews and that made me sad.  So, in hopes that it would keep me from forgetting that making them is kinda fun, I made the child board.

It's another weird and fun activity, like the humorous captions board.

[Derf]

I snuck it in on you, my friend.  I've been wanting to start a board for bad movie haiku for a while.  The other day, I suddenly realized that I had stopped creating haiku for new reviews and that made me sad.  So, in hopes that it would keep me from forgetting that making them is kinda fun, I made the child board.

It's another weird and fun activity, like the humorous captions board.

Well, thanks, Andrew, I appreciate it even if everyone may get sick of my skills (skillz?). I *coughs modestly* am, after all, an award-winning poet (I won a poetry contest in college, first prize: $50).