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Not squirrels, but raccoons

Started by raj, August 22, 2006, 02:14:21 PM

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raj

Looks like the squirrel terrorists have some company

"OLYMPIA, Washington -- A fierce group of raccoons has killed 10 cats, attacked a small dog and bitten at least one pet owner who had to get rabies shots, residents of Olympia say."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/22/AR2006082200533.html

trekgeezer

Oh no! Who will they recruit next? Opossums? Armadillos?


Seriously though, where I grew up people actually go coon hunting and it's a well known fact that they can take out a hound, especially if the raccoon  gets the dog into a stream. Yes, they can actually drown a dog.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Scott

This sounds like a post for Odinn7............................


Dr. Whom

Psycho Killer Raccoons! If someone could find a pretext for getting them on a plane, we'd have a plot for a movie.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

RCMerchant

Or  on a space ship!!! With Sigourny Weaver! Or try killer sand worms on a luxery liner! Or those giant south american toads in a waterpark! Or rabid baboons on a rollercoaster! Or giant bunny rabbits on a ranch! (oh...thats already been done...Dam!)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Shadowphile

When the dump that is their food source is paved to create a new shopping mall, a group of mutant raccoons move in, terrorizing some teens who broke in late one night during a holiday weekened.....

Yaddo 42

They're getting ready to go to war with the armadillos. I love to see people freak out when they find out that when frightened or cornered armadillos can leap about three feet straight up in the air. That seems to spook them almost as much as the news that they can carry leprosy (but are unlikely to infect humans).

Raccons vs. Armadillos: get your Critter Armageddon on!!!
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raj

Oooooh, Raccoons vs. Armadillos on a Plane.

When a group of rabid terrorist raccoons take over a plane, bent on destruction, it's up to Samuel L. Armadillo to take them down. . .

Flangepart

raj Wrote:
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> Oooooh, Raccoons vs. Armadillos on a Plane.
>
> When a group of rabid terrorist raccoons take over
> a plane, bent on destruction, it's up to Samuel L.
> Armadillo to take them down. . .


Ooh,ooh....How do you Armadillo? Give him an M-16...
Squrrells with lightsabers....Lucas should have dont THAT, but noooooo!...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

peter johnson

You people are Mad . . .
(Turns away in horror.  Takes notes . . . )
peter johnson/denny crane
I have no idea what this means.

Yaddo 42

Squirrels with lightsabers.....in a locked room......with little kid Anakin.......and Jar Jar Binks......and Lucas when he came up with midochlorians (sp?).
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

trekgeezer

He started the whole squirrel revolt thing.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Scott


Ed, Ego and Superego

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

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Shadowphile

Squirrel kamikaze attack.  They're targetting opea singers.  I'm not sure if I should support the people or the squirrels...