Laugh-out-loud bad movies

[Alan Smithee]

There are bad movies that are almost good, but for some reason don't make the cut. And then there are bad movies that are so out-right bad- they are so funny they can rival comedies. My nomination is "Frankenstein Island- yours is...

[peter johnson]

Oh, I'm such a classicist on this subject:
Phil Tucker's "Robot Monster" can always get a chuckle or a hoot out of me, even after seeing it multiple times.
"They Saved Hitler's Brain" -- Really, I defy anyone not to spew their cola out their noses when that head in the jar on the front seat starts going "Mach Schnell!!  Mach Schnell!!" appropos of nothing at all --
I don't feel like putting up a long post -- these 2 classic Bad Films have enough laughs in them to last and last . . .
peter johnson/denny robotmonster

[Ozzymandias]

Ozzymandias speak: Maniac (from the 30s) and Rats Are Comming, the Werewolves are Here. Of course, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Ozzymandias Has Spoken!!!

[Doc Daneeka]

Dracula 3000 made me break out in hysterics, along with mostly everything SciFi or ASSylum spews out the hole.

[Gerry]

GODZILLA VS MONSTER ZERO does it for me every time.

[wozardking]

Titanic.

[Susan]

the mighty peking man

[zombie no.one]

Plot: Feeling burned-out, rock musician Jason Jones signs up with a backstreet package holiday firm who send him to Brittlehurst Manor, a countryside sanitarium run by Dr Christian Storm who promises to overcome any hangup within a week. But there Jason and the niece of Storm's wife discover that Storm is turning other inmates into computer-controlled zombies and that he hunts down all who try to escape in his deadly Rolls Royce.

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'nuff said

[Zapranoth]

Cave Dwellers.

[LilCerberus]

RollerBlade.
In a post-apocalyptic society, a group of nymphoid ninja nuns on roller skates must battle a psychotic hand puppet. (No, really!)
"Tune thy instrument to the holy frequency!"

[zombie no.one]

lilcerberus Wrote:
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> RollerBlade.
> In a post-apocalyptic society, a group of nymphoid
> ninja nuns on roller skates must battle a
> psychotic hand puppet. (No, really!)
> "Tune thy instrument to the holy frequency!"

ROFL...excellent...

[Yaddo 42]

Don't forget Rollerblade Warriors: Taken by Force, The Rollerblade Seven, Legend of the Rollerblade Seven, and Return of the Rollerblade Seven. The Donald G. Jackson Rollerblade saga.

Only seen lilcerberus' film and RW:TBF. I agree they are laugh worthy. From the comments at IMDB the rest of the series is barely even a collect of scene strung together and called films. With cast members like William Smith, Karen Black, Joe Estevez, Frank Stallone, and Rhonda Shear appearing in several of them they must be classics waiting for rediscovery.

Frankenstein Conquers the World always gives me the giggles.

[akiratubo]

Rabid is the one I've most recently seen.  My take on it is in my other thread.

[Just Plain Horse]

Yaddo 42 Wrote:
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> Frankenstein Conquers the World always gives me
> the giggles.

I heartily agree with you there, I have to wonder if it was an intentional "kaiju comedy"... so goofy and nonsensical it makes Godzilla vs. Monster Zero looks like masterpiece theater. Some others:

The Manster- Drinking, sour men & mindless murdeous fun with bad makeup effects. What do you expect from a Japanese/American coproduction?

The Haunted Palace & Master of the World- Two Roger Corman/ Vincent Price collaborations that make leave you wondering why Price never got outed back in the day.

Dracula (I'm sorry Bela fans, this one cracks me up. Renfield really chews the scenery...)

[Dr. Whom]

Battle beneath the Earth! Six foot tall mock Chinese tunnel under the Pacific!!