Annoying Kids In Films

Mr. DS · December 13, 2006, 06:07:26 PM

I just watched Fulci's Sweet House Of Horror for a review I'm planning. They had two of the most annoying kids in movie history and annoyingly enough, the movie focused on them. Anyone ever face a kid in a movie that you would have liked to seen vanquished by the end of the film? As bad as that may sound...

Shadow · December 13, 2006, 06:25:48 PM

Bob from Fulci's The House By The Cemetery. That horribly dubbed voice going "vroom" all the time drove me nuts.

Pepe from 20 million Miles To Earth. The lying, greedy little ****.

Michael the freakboy from Burial Ground. Very disturbing, especially his fascination with his mother.

Him · December 13, 2006, 07:21:31 PM

The kid in Flight of the Navigator ruined what would have otherwise been a good film.

Doc Daneeka · December 13, 2006, 07:48:06 PM

Harvey Stephens in The Omen, what a whiner...

Andrew · December 13, 2006, 08:19:49 PM

Just about any kid that appears in one of the classic "Gamera" films is enough to put my nerves on edge. The way that they tended to dress those kids does not help.

I agree about Pepe, from 20 Million Miles to Earth. First you have to put up with him crying about needing money to buy a cowboy hat, then you realize that everything bad that happened is a direct result of the little brat. When the Ymir was atop the Coliseum, they should have launched Pepe at it with a huge slingshot. Then the Ymir could have either ducked, resulting in splatted Pepe on the stone, or swatted the kid out of the air.

KYGOTC · December 13, 2006, 09:42:32 PM

Any kid in a movie where there is people dying and the kid is sometimes in BIG danger, but the writer or director duzznt have the balls to kill him/her off simply due to the fact that he/she is a kid.

sideorderofninjas · December 13, 2006, 11:48:36 PM

The Nintendo-savant kid from the Wizard.
C-Ko from Project A-KO has to be one of the most annoying kids in anime.
Probably save us a lot time if anyone could think of a kid that wasn't that annoying..

RCMerchant · December 14, 2006, 07:23:54 AM

I agree about Micheal.If that creepy little basterd came anywhere near me ,even in the same ROOM, I would shoot him on the spot."Sorry- thought it was a zombie,people.Carry on."
And that little sissy who gets beat up in the Son of Godzilla movie...whiney little spacehead nimrod. Get a life,kid. If you walk around all day with your thumb in yer mouth day dreaming about Minya,you BEG for a beating!
The little boy in Son of Frankenstien who looks dangerously close to Shirly Temple.I wANTED Boris to do us all a big favor and dump his precocious little ass into the sulpher pit.
Now the kid who injects rabid dog blood into the hippies meat pies in I DRINK YOUR BLOOD-now HE was cool!

Jack · December 14, 2006, 08:31:38 AM

That girl in Stick It is the most annoying person I've ever seen. She was 24 years old but played a character who acted like she was maybe 12. She thought everything and everyone was just soooo stupid, every word out of her mouth was a smart alleck put down...I really wanted to cave in her skull with a mace.

Mr. DS · December 14, 2006, 12:21:48 PM

Thought of a few more...

The girl from Pinnochio's Revenge...way too chipper.
The kid from Wes Craven's New Nightmare. I believe he was in Pet Semetary.
The kids from Jurrasic Park.

QuoteBob from Fulci's The House By The Cemetery. That horribly dubbed voice going "vroom" all the time drove me nuts.

Shadow, seems it could very well be a Fulci thing with kids and dubbing. They all come off souding like a boy's choir member.

zombiedudeman · December 14, 2006, 03:05:25 PM

Surf Ninjas, that one kid with the Game Gear was totally LAME! The kid in Story of Ricky was annoying too but annoying in a funny way that I like.

daveblackeye15 · December 14, 2006, 06:59:59 PM

The kid in the story of Ricky did NOTHING, so how could he be annoying?

And 0_0 at that gnarly shot of his mouth. (people who've seen it know what I mean.)

And I'm defending Short Round from Temple of Doom.

Shadow · December 14, 2006, 07:03:14 PM

I just thought of one that really made want to reach through the screen and strangle with his own intestines: Billy the uber brat from Herschell Gordon Lewis' Two Thousand Maniacs!

Dennis · December 14, 2006, 11:44:40 PM

Quote from: KYGOTC on December 13, 2006, 09:42:32 PM
Any kid in a movie where there is people dying and the kid is sometimes in BIG danger, but the writer or director duzznt have the balls to kill him/her off simply due to the fact that he/she is a kid.

I agree, it's a plot point, usually the kid or kids do something stupid and must be saved by the grown ups, some of whom get killed, just once I'd like to see the annoying kid be stupid and have the adults say Gee that's really got to hurt. The kid in Feast got munched pretty quick but wasn't in the movie long enough to annoy me.

zombiedudeman · December 15, 2006, 01:18:31 AM

Quote from: daveblackeye15 on December 14, 2006, 06:59:59 PM
The kid in the story of Ricky did NOTHING, so how could he be annoying?

And 0_0 at that gnarly shot of his mouth. (people who've seen it know what I mean.)

And I'm defending Short Round from Temple of Doom.

I was thinking of the fat kid in Story of Ricky, not the one that tried to play the flute with leaves. The way the fat kid laughed and talked was annoying in a funny way, he was a real jerk haha.