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« on: December 30, 2006, 03:34:56 PM »

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Old, but still funny..
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2006, 10:09:14 AM »

I kinda feel bad for this kid. Yes, I did laugh myself silly at the videos, it seems like they were popping up with a new one every hour. As I kept watching 'em though, I figure that he never expected anyone to ever see it.

Makes me glad the internet wasn't around when I was a kid, or all my home movie attempts would have me dubbed as the "Wu-Tang White Boy".  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 07:22:07 PM »

I'm kind of suprised it doesn't end with him slamming the stick into the camera.
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2007, 03:09:49 AM »

The one where they dub him into the film where Luke and Ben are looking at the message from Princess Leia is my favourite. God bless today's world where someone's childish foolishness can be broadcast to millions!

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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2007, 08:01:12 PM »

Makes me glad the internet wasn't around when I was a kid, or all my home movie attempts would have me dubbed as the "Wu-Tang White Boy".  BounceGiggle

Same here. I used to jump around my living room, pretending to either be a Kung-Fu master taking on an entire horde of bad guys, or Ultraman beating the crap out of a succession of monsters. As I got older, my friend and I would shove pillows in our shirts and then play "Lightsaber duel" with long pieces of plastic pipe.

I never really got over the lightsaber thing. I still like to swing one around now and then, only now I've upgraded from plastic pipe to THIS   TeddyR

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