Needed, another laptop or ?

[Dennis]

We have one computer, when I joined Badmovies my wife was not interested till she heard and saw me reacting with glee to the postings on the site, then she got curious. I made the mistake of encouraging her interest in the site and she took to visiting and reading, now she has joined and started posting so I find my self in the situation of me being logged in and her wanting me to show her responses to her posts or log out and let her have a turn, so here's the question, is there any other way to handle this than a new laptop or a divorce, and in a divorce who gets custody of the computer?

[RCMerchant]

The dog gets custody.

[Menard]

Of course there is a perfectly equitable solution to this DENNIS. But, let me ask, do you have a library card?

[Andrew]

Unfortunately, the best way with your current arrangement is what you are doing: the login and logout game.  Katie and I do have separate laptops, though that is a fairly recent change.  On the other hand, she is not online nearly as often as I am so it was never much of a problem.

Hmm, how about putting Nyquil in her milk every night?  That should prevent any problems and, done right, you can probably convince her it is cherry-flavored milk.

[Dennis]

Hmm, how about putting Nyquil in her milk every night?  That should prevent any problems and, done right, you can probably convince her it is cherry-flavored milk.

Now that's an idea, she does like cherries, or I could just........ no, she'd just hit me back.
Actually we've decided that while I'm at work she'll use the computer and after dinner it's my turn if I so choose, which is usually the case.

Just to let you know, if any one is concerned, I do not hit women, but I will be happy to hit anyone who does.

[Poogie]

Unfortunately, the best way with your current arrangement is what you are doing: the login and logout game.  Katie and I do have separate laptops, though that is a fairly recent change.  On the other hand, she is not online nearly as often as I am so it was never much of a problem.

Hmm, how about putting Nyquil in her milk every night?  That should prevent any problems and, done right, you can probably convince her it is cherry-flavored milk.

Be careful..I'm watching