He Peed Himself!

[Neville]

I have another, I recently watched again "Pat Garrett & Billy the kid". At one point Sheriff Pat Garrett is having a drink in a shop and some members of Billy's gang enter. Garrett can't control all of them at the same time, so he asks one of them at gunpoint to disarm the rest and then deals with them individually.

He manages to incapacitate most of them, save for the owner of the place and a final outlaw. He gets the owner to put his hat so it covers his eyes, then engages in a long conversation with final outlaw, whic culminates when he produces a hidden gun and Garrett shoots him dead. Then the owner says "You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that."

Priceless.

[Javakoala]

Roy Scheider's character in All That Jazz has a childhood memory of peeing himself during an early performance onstage.

Are you sure he peed himself?  He was getting worked up by all of the slutty women backstage and they were rubbing his crotch.  I was always under the impression he orgasmed.  But it's been years since I've seen that movie.