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He Peed Himself!

Started by Ash, February 16, 2007, 07:03:44 AM

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Ash

It doesn't happen often in movies, but when a character pees himself he expresses the ultimate act of cowardice, fear and humiliation.

Usually, a character pees himself when a gun is pointed at him or sometimes when they're really scared for their life.

I watched Gladiator earlier.
Remember the scene where the skinny guy pees himself just as he's about to enter the arena?
Maximus is standing behind him and when he notices the puddle forming at the guy's feet, he backs up a step or two.

The best pee scene of all-time is in True Lies when Arnold points a gun at Bill Paxton's character and he lets loose.
He cries, "Would a spy pee himself!?  Huh!?".
That scene is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.  :bouncegiggle:
Paxton does such a good job of playing a slimeball in that movie.   :thumbup:

How about you?
Can you think of any other scenes in movies where a character pees himself?

KYGOTC

i think it happened once to one of the bad guys in the toxic avenger movies.
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

Oldskool138

Good trivia question...but you'll probably get the answer right away.

What three movies have Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Paxton been in together?

People I ask usually get two right off the bat and then have a problem with the last one.
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Jack

At the beginning of Code Red:  The Rubicon Conspiracy a guy pees himself because he's so afraid of a snake.  Really, really stupid scene.  In Blood Dolls, a guy is about to kill another guy, and he explains that there are two types of people:  those who p**s themselves before they die, and those that don't.  He kills the guy, then looks at the body and says "p**ser".  Not a bad scene.   In the movie Pieces a girl pees herself as the slasher is about to get her.  And then of course, Friday the 13th part II, the heroin is hiding under Jason's bed and a rat is crawling around under there;  we see a little pool of pee running out from under the bed.
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Fausto

At the beginning of The Arrival, the guy's partner p**ses himself when he hears the sound over the radio thing. Percy Wetmore lets loose in the Green Mile, when the killer grabs him through the bars of the cage. :buggedout:
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Poogie

Teen Wolf, when his father goes to see the principal of teen wolf. The principal remembers him from high school. Anyway he pees his pants when he sees the father.  :buggedout:
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

onionhead

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I believe when King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his Roundtable Knights are about to confront the hideous, bloodthirsty, killer rabbit, Arthur comments to brave Sir Robin (Eric Idle) to "Go and change your armor."
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Poogie

Ash......Are you setting up for a rivival of toilet paper madness?  :bouncegiggle:
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

JaseSF

No Holds Barred. A guy craps his pants when Hulk Hogan threatens him.
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The Burgomaster

The most disturbing scene of someone peeing themselves is in LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT when the killers force a girl to pee her pants just to humiliate her.
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Shadow

In Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, one of the guys pees his pants after a practical joke, and then announces that he has done so about five billion times.
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ulthar

Ryan Phillippe's character peed himself while climbing in the rigging in WHITE SQUALL.
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soylentgreen

on a serious note, in this case, it's herself.

For my money, the most disturbing instance is the poor woman on the street in Sheffield just after WWIII escalates into oblivion from THREADS.  Being a scant 18 miles from NATO Bullseye RAF Finningley, she would've had some company had I been there.

The scene is rendered quite graphically, especially as it was intended for television audiences...of the early 80's!

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Torgo

Quote from: Oldskool138 on February 16, 2007, 08:31:33 AM
Good trivia question...but you'll probably get the answer right away.

What three movies have Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Paxton been in together?

People I ask usually get two right off the bat and then have a problem with the last one.

True Lies

Commando

Terminator
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Fearless Freep

In the Anime series "R.O.D. The TV", the President of the United States peees himself twice; both times when he realizes that Joker has out manuevered him and he's really screwed
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