Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows

clockworkcanary · February 22, 2007, 12:47:37 PM

Degrassi Elderly Home

Growing Painkillers

Leave it to Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Porno Bloopers and Practical Jokes

Patches and Pockets: The Revenge

Big Blue Marlboro Man

You Can't Do That on Beta Max

As the World Burns

Manos: The Animated Series

That '30s Show

60 Seconds

Gigli: The Series

Dancing with the Star Wars

Survivor: Antarctica

odinn7 · February 22, 2007, 04:08:24 PM

Quote from: clockworkcanary on February 22, 2007, 12:47:37 PM

Gigli: The Series

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yaddo 42 · February 23, 2007, 07:08:06 AM

Full Mental Alchemist

Growing Old Gotti: The Prison Years

DOG: The Bounty Paper Towel Hunter (He really is the quicker picker upper in a way)

American Idle (a documentary series)

NICUP

Flava Saver of Love

clockworkcanary · February 23, 2007, 08:40:23 AM

Love that American Idle!

Hee Hammas: Hillbilly Muslims

The Sampsons

Judge, Jury, and Executioner Judy

Gray's Labotomy

Doobie Due

Desperate Midwives

Fugly Betty

RCMerchant · February 23, 2007, 12:12:27 PM

S.L.A.S.H.- (sit com) The zany antics of Jason, Micheal,and Freddy in a medical unit in Korea.

BEVERLY HILLBILLYS 91290 (drama)-Tonite: Granny plans payback when Jed is caught making out with Ellie Mae. Jethro is caught having sex with Ellie's Chimp. Mr.Drysdale OD's on methamphetamines.

WHO WAnTS to MARRY A DIRT POOR GEEK?-(reality) Women compete in oil wrestling matchs and lesbo fun fests to win the favors of RC Merchant.

clockworkcanary · February 23, 2007, 01:11:53 PM

Nice touch with the annotations...

Little Sluts on the Prairie: Thug-Willie pimps out Nelly, Nancy, and even Laura for some farm-fresh eggs and a whole penny's worth of liqourish.

Everybody Loves Raymond ...in a noose!

This ol' Whore House: a couple of guys in plumber pants remodel an old house with quite a bit of action going on in the background.

Fresh Prince of Dairy Aire: Will Smith yells, "Awww Hell Nawww" in some early 90s flourescent green shirts with no space left for ads...

And the Sequel to 7th Heaven coming next season...it's "Ninth Hell!"

Yaddo 42 · February 24, 2007, 07:39:47 AM

The Lawrence Welt Show - Polka and corny old-fashioned popular music - BDSM style!

Hannity & (John) Holmes

Larry King Unlive - the guy's practically a zombie already, so no real difference to the show

Pimp My Bride

Telepubbies - the cutest alcoholics you'll ever see

The Ellen Degenerates Show - aka The Incredible Melting Woman (only one episode)

American Plopper - The Tuttles meet Montezuma's Revenge

Da Vinci's Incest - the Canadian Coroner plays kissin' cousins in the US Deep South

RCMerchant · February 24, 2007, 09:42:06 AM

LAST LITTLE HOUSE ON THE LEFT- Laura and Mary go into town to fetch coffee and salt,and are attacked by psychotic store keepers.Pa takes bloody revenge with his deadly share plow.
AMERICAN IDOL in LONDON-A talentless geek goes to London and is attacked at night. On the full moon he turns into Sid Vicious.
KING of the HILL has EYES-Small Town residents in Texas are attacked and eaten by a cannibalistic clan,led by a crazed propane salesman.
FLIP this HOUSE of a 1000 CORPSES-A team of experts turn a house loade with decomposing bodies into a lovley Ranch style home.

Fausto · February 24, 2007, 07:25:35 PM

The Young and the Sexless - Like hookers at the point, only this time following dorky teenage virgins around with a camera.

Witch Hunter Dorothy - Anime in which Dorothy Gale goes samurai on the wicked witches of Oz.

Flubs - Wisecracking medical interns are forced to watch lousy movies for days on end without sleeping.

Fear Factor: Sesame Street edition - Bert and Ernie go head to head eating elk pizzle and baloot.

Mighty Morphin Texas Rangers - Justice wears spandex and a ten gallon hat.

clockworkcanary · February 26, 2007, 09:03:35 AM

Hahah damn those are funny folks!

Angus Young And The Restless: Victor and Christina are about to finally get it on when a mad guitarist dressed in a school boy outfit busts through the wall with an ear-piercing solo and takes over the world!

A Nightmare on Seasamie Street The Series: Big Bird gets haunted by a bladed glove in the bath everytime he falls alseep and all his friends gradually come up missing.

Unsolved Mysteries: Michael Moore Sightings in the deep woods of the northwest

Tom and Jerry Fallwell: a game of cat and mouse between a crazy cat, a crazy preacher, and a few rakes in the face.

Mummies on Parade: The Joan Rivers Story

Behind the Music: Yablo

Modern Marvels: Industrial Adult Toys

Dragnet Queens

Mummies on Parade: The Ann Coulter Story

Laverne and Six Shirly Temples

Thundercat House: Cheetara goes into a new line of business.

O'Reily on Ice

Babble-on Forever: CSPAN

Queer Eye for the Straight Superhero: Robin helps Green Lantern, Magneto, and Mighty Mouse decorate their apartments.

Found: a story where the audience has some clue on what's going on and actually gives a #*&!

Big Momma's House MD: Martin Lawrence starts his new internship under a sarcastic drug-addict doctor. For some reason though, he's in disguise using his fat lady suit.

Aquaman Beyond: The King of Atlantis has gotten old and decides it's time to pass on the green tights and orange shirt to some young punk surfer

RCMerchant · February 27, 2007, 07:01:53 AM

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF HAWAII FIVE-0: If Jack Lord or Robert Stack smile,would their faces crack or would their ears fall off?
The LATE NIGHT STALKER:A vampire is mysteriously killing lame talk show hosts,like David Steinbrunner and Magic Johnson.
SLAYER the BUFFY HUNTER: The metal band Slayer track down Buffy and freinds and kill them.(Way to go!)
DEXTARS LAB RESULTS: Dextar does,indeed smoke pot.Dee-Dee is pregnate,and Mandark is HIV positive.

clockworkcanary · February 27, 2007, 09:20:14 AM

Beverly Hillbilly Cops

Happy Meal Days

Manimal: The Next Generation

NYPD Blueballs

CSI: Mayberry

She's the Sheriff in 3D

Leave it to Beavis

Gilmore Girls Gone Wild

raj · February 27, 2007, 02:58:40 PM

Saturday Night Undead -- Zombies, vampires and mummies perform a variety of sketch horror skits. Musical guest include the Grateful Dead (just the dead guys) and the Zombies.

clockworkcanary · February 28, 2007, 08:09:43 AM

Nip-tucky

House Party The Series

23 (daylight savings time)

The 600 Club

Hannibal's Cooking Show

Trading Places w/Seirra Lione

Who's Hit is it Anyway?

Welcome Back Klingon

CHUMPs

That's Incredibly ...painful

The F!#ks of Life

The Aye-Team (Canadian version)

The Lust Connection

Eliminate-a-date

The Powder-Sniff Girls

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Mighty Morphine Rump Rangers

Torgo · February 28, 2007, 11:35:18 PM

Muffy the Possum Slayer.