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worst sequels?

Started by zombie no.one, March 07, 2007, 08:12:32 PM

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zombie no.one

"Speed 2" was below and beneath the call of duty...

RCMerchant

Ever see The FLY II? AHHHH!!! And I don't mean AHHHH!!! in a good way!
ROCK and ROLL HIGHSCHOOL FOREVER....muh gawd...
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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zombie no.one

yep. the fly 2 was crap, good call  :thumbup:

soylentgreen

C.H.U.D. II - Bud The Chud!

I remember drifting in and out consciousness trying to stay with this flick as it ran on HBO years ago.  The ludicrous plot and an ensemble courtesy of a casting director with advanced schizophrenia drained me like a NyQuil enhanced fever dream.

I could have written a symphony after that hallucinatory trip to the gallows! :drink:

That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"

Kester Pelagius

What, no mention yet of Conan the Destroyer?
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CheezeFlixz

The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

SaintMort

I think we all know that the correct answer is a horrible little film called "Jaws: The Revenge!"

ghouck

Return of the Living Dead 2, mainly because it is just plain wrong to make a movie completely devoid of skin, when it is a sequil to a movie that Linnea Quigley is nude throughout.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

fortunato

I'll throw a couple more names into this mess

Superman 3
Supspecies 4: Bloodsomethingoranother
Blade:  Trinity
Elektra
Batman and Robin
House of Dracula
To Die For II
From Dusk 'til Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
A Return to 'salem's Lot

These were all fairly bad films in their own right, some worse than others.
Goblins still exist. Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Are you nuts? You tryin' ta turn me into a homo?

You're TEARING ME APART, Lisa!

"May I remind you that I am in command here! Only an idiot would attempt such a thing. I will do it myself."

RCMerchant

I know I'm gonna catch flak for this but....I like CONAN the DESTROYER ...BETTER than the first one! There! I...I said it....I feel so ...unburdened... :smile:
I totally agree with RETURN of the LIVING DEAD II,I was gonna post that one as well. JAWS: the REVENGE was numbingly awful! The shark followed...FOLLOWED(???) them...!!!!! To the island!?!?!?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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trekgeezer

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 08, 2007, 07:10:52 AM
I know I'm gonna catch flak for this but....I like CONAN the DESTROYER ...BETTER than the first one! There! I...I said it....I feel so ...unburdened... :smile:
I totally agree with RETURN of the LIVING DEAD II,I was gonna post that one as well. JAWS: the REVENGE was numbingly awful! The shark followed...FOLLOWED(???) them...!!!!! To the island!?!?!?


I'm with you RC, the Destroyer was more of an adventure flick than the original.

Superman IV makes Superman III look like Shakespeare.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Jack

Conan the Destroyer...better than Conan the Barbarian?  That's just plain wrong  :tongueout:

Slumber Party Massacre II.  So bad they actually tried to pass it off as a parody - after the fact. 
Pumpkinhead - Blood Wings.
Return of the Living Dead - Necropolis.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

raj

Blues Brothers II (that is, if such an abomination were ever made.  I choose to believe that such a thing has never come to pass.

Oldskool138

Darkman 2 and 3
Halloween 3
Exorcist 2
Start Wars Ep. 1 (it's a prequel so I don't know if it counts)
Hills Have Eyes 2

That's all I can think of at the moment.
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe........
-Dr. Paul Nelson (Peter Graves)

That gum you like is going to come back in style.
-The Man from Another Place

Andrew

Highlander 2
Instead of immortals they are actually aliens and somehow must save the planet from an ecological disaster?  Oh, and Ramirez is alive?


Howling II
Some werewolves can only be killed with titanium...


I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned "Grease 2" either.  Even my wife shudders at the thought of that movie.
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