Holy cow -- I went out on a date.

[Poogie]

We scared him   

[BeyondTheGrave]

Date? like I have important meeting on certain date? I think that the only use of the word. Dating a women makes no sense to me. Is it new? 

[LilCerberus]

You went out on a date?
Cool!
But did you come back in on one?

[BoyScoutKevin]

Hi....you might of just opened a can of worms with this announcement.....BEWARE..   

What?!? With me around? I'll make certain that he only receives the best...abuse...ah mean treatment.

This should be good........now try to be nice...he's just an innocent young man. 

So, let me get this straight.

He was coming back from a boy scout meeting, when he decided to thumb a ride, because it was raining, and a woman in a Jag XKE picked him up and took him back to her house to dry off. Does she dance funny, if you play a tune on the harmonica? Is her favorite game "Snakes 'n' Ladders?" "Did she put him in the tub,  so she could give him a bath? Where did I hear this before . . . ? Watch out, Akira! If she has you stand up in the tub, so she can wash you "properly."

[Menard]

Dating a women makes no sense to me. Is it new? 

Oh, like I could so take advantage of that line and abuse you; but, this is Akiratubo's abuse....ahem....I mean....dating thread, so I need to concentrate my stinging jabs.....I mean.....useful remarks on him.

Don't worry Rich, I'll get you too.

[Dennis]

I've noticed that now people are quoting my wife and Menard on the same post, and Dean has actually posted a warning about them, this is what I get for turning her into a bad movie fan and letting her join this forum. I hope you're satisfied Menard, this is your doing.

save me please

[Menard]

I hope you're satisfied Menard, this is your doing.

[dean]

I've noticed that now people are quoting my wife and Menard on the same post, and Dean has actually posted a warning about them, this is what I get for turning her into a bad movie fan and letting her join this forum. I hope you're satisfied Menard, this is your doing.

save me please

Oh she was gone way before this thread.  Her stint in the Porcupine Omelet story thingy is a testament to that.  So sorry Dennis... 

[Poogie]

You mean you didn't enjoy my acting debut? 

[Dennis]

God help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Menard]

And I'm going out again with the same woman today.  Hopefully, this is truly the end of a long dry spell.

Just in case you forgot, this thread is not going away until we get an update.

[raj]

I think Akiratubo took her to a grindhouse on their date.

(It's been long enough that we can start making stuff up.)

[RCMerchant]

  And right in the middle of the film...when the inner bred hilbilly is about to go apes**t with his chainsaw...he takes her slender hand in his mishappen claw...gives her a big  toothless grin...and stutters..."Yew shor gotta purdy mouf!"

[Poogie]

As he backs away he notices he  has a whole new set of teeth..........oops!

[akiratubo]

We only went out on those two dates and haven't talked since.  Oh, well.