Coffee?

[Ash]

I went to a party at a friend's place the other night and crashed out there because I'd had a few too many to drive home.
When I woke up the next morning, I immediately smelled coffee brewing and was offered a cup when my hosts, who had awoke before me, realized I was awake.

I politely refused.

I love the smell of coffee, but cannot stand the taste. 

I've tried it in all of its forms...
Black, or with cream and sugar or just sugar or just cream...
It's nasty to me no matter which way it's served.

But I love the smell of it!
One of my all-time favorite smells is fresh ground Folgers in the can.

How 'bout you?
Would you like a cup of coffee?

[RCMerchant]

I m' making a pot of Folgers right now! I like it strong and black...like my women!

                     
                         
              (,which  was on sale yesterday at Dollar General! The coffee, not Pam.)

[Doc Daneeka]

J'ai la même cendre de vue, goût de café comme le sable humide amer à moi, et comme la cendre, j'aime l'odeur

[Menard]

J'aime le goût de café, à un petit degré, mais ne le bois pas, jamais, parce qu'il fait mal à mon estomac.

[Raffine]

Je dois boire du café chaque matin. Les lots et beaucoup de café.
Je suis un drogué désespéré!
Faites-le s'il vous plaît vous arrêter! Aiieee!

[Poogie]

Que?

[Raffine]

Que?

Wat? Begrijpt u het geen Engels? 

[Poogie]

No....I can barely speak english. 

[RCMerchant]

Hatway hetay ellhay?

[Poogie]

RC....I agree...   

[Raffine]

Ik ben niet van deze andere kalkoenen op de hoogte, maar ben hier mijn
geheim...

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[Mr_Vindictive]

I'm with RC.  I prefer my coffee straight black.  Sometimes I'll throw in a bit of sugar, but plain is fine with me.

[Poogie]

Okey penso que o tenho...Aprendo rapido........  

Thanks Raffine..
I like coffee only if it has sugar, chocolate and milk in it. 

[BeyondTheGrave]

I think I sipped Coffee once. Never got into a habit of drinking it every.

[Shadow]

I like it strong and black, though at times I toss in some suger. That being said, I only drink coffee a few times a year, usually in the cold season. Most times I prefer soda (Coca-Cola) as my source of caffeine.