Great Movie Titles

[sideorderofninjas]

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade   

[quabrot]

I love Treasure of the Living Dead, (aka Oasis of the Zombies, according to IMDb).
Other favorites that scream out I must be interesting with a title like this:
Destroy all Monsters!
Carnival of Souls
It Conquered the World
The Amazing Colossal Man
Mars Needs Women!
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Color Me Blood Red (but only because of the trailer "Color.  Me.  Blood.  Red...")\
Nude on the Moon
An Experiment in Terror
My Name is Nobody

[Dr. Whom]

Nude for Satan

and, of course, the classic

Faster p***ycat, kill, kill

[Jack]

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Big Boobs Buster
Terminatrix
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak
Lord of the G-Strings

[Derf]

How about:

Vegas in Space
Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory
Rock 'N Roll Frankenstein
Even Dwarfs Started Small
Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction
Ozone! Attack of the Redneck Vampires

[JaseSF]

War of the Colossal Beast
I Was a Teenage Werewolf
I Married a Monster from Outer Space
The Brain From Planet Arous
The Beast With a Million Eyes

[Dr. Whom]

Nude on the Moon

(That about says it all)

[RCMerchant]

DR.FRANKENSTIEN on CAMPUS
BLACK VOODO EXORCIST
FACE of the SCREAMING WEREWOLF
I EAT YOUR SKIN
BLOODY PIT OF HORROR
the SINFUL DWARF
ILSA:SHE WOLF of the SS
BLOOD WATERS of DR.Z
the VAMPIRES NIGHT ORGY
the BIG SNATCH(!!!)
LET ME DIE A WOMAN(!?!?)
EROTIC RITES of FRANKENSTIEN (for some reason,I don't see any connection between erotic and Frankenstien whatsoever...)
the EVIL WEEKENDS of COUNT ZAROFF(1974) Yes,and of course it starred Howard Vernon. Only weekends? What,was he a accountant during the week?
I MARRIED a MONSTER from OUTER SPACE
the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... )

[Derf]

the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... )

You have spotty facial hair and lope after naked women through the countryside? 

[venomx]

Posted by: quabrot Destroy all Monsters! Thats a good one. Godzilla Destroy all Monsters

[RCMerchant]

the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... )

You have spotty facial hair and lope after naked women through the countryside? 

Unfourtantly,yes....except for the naked women part...I just lope around the countryside.My wife is the girl...I am...sniff...a geek.

[Derf]

the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... )

You have spotty facial hair and lope after naked women through the countryside? 

Unfourtantly,yes....except for the naked women part...I just lope around the countryside.My wife is the girl...I am...sniff...a geek.

No worries; I have been a geek all my life and don't find it to be too horrific. Of course, the only place I have spotty hair is on top of my head; otherwise, I look like a werewolf stuck in the middle of a transition from man to wolf (I'm just a wee bit furry). I also know about the loping around the countryside in the absence of women (naked or otherwise): In my single days, I racked up friend speeches like a NASCAR driver racks up miles. I personally hold the record for the shortest friend speech (a woman walked by me and just said, "Hi, Buddy!") and the shortest period of time before getting the friend speech (when I was asking her out).

And now, just so I'll quit hijacking this thread, here's some more great movie titles:

The Fearless Vampire Killers or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck
The Wild World of Batwoman
Atom Age Vampire
The Playgirls and the Vampire
Kung Fu Vampire Buster

[Andrew]

I Was a Communist for the FBI

I only know of it by title, but that is a title that gets your attention.

[RCMerchant]

ok...I did not make these up...I found them in listed in Witching Hour Video,which BAD MOVIES supplies a link for!

CRAZY LESBIAN WOODCHOPPER ( Not only is she a crazy lesbian...she's a woodchooper-"and that's ok!"
PIG CHICKEN SUICIDE (?)-I wonder if they just don't put random words in a hat,and draw 3....next film-Horse Fly Murder?
HUMAN PORK CHOP-Hey your either a Human people chop,or a pig pork chop...not both!
VERY SPECIAL PRISON for WOMEN-my...is'nt that special...
PHANTOM of the TOILET-ewwwww!
VIRGIN APOCALYPSE
NUN'S STORY:FRUSTRATION in BLACK

[KYGOTC]

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