Great Movie Titles

[The Burgomaster]

I love it when movies (usually low-budget films or re-titled foreign imports) have really bizarre titles.  Here are 5 that come to mind.  Let's try to compile a huge list.

* The Saga of the Viking Women and their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent

* The Horrible, Sexy Vampire (aka El Vampiro de la Autopista)

* If You Don't Stop It . . . You'll Go Blind!!!

* Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? 

* The Eerie Midnight Horror Show (aka The Tormented, The Sexorcist, and several other titles)

[Ash]

Here's a good one:

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230575/

Or how 'bout this one:

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475343/

[Jack]

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity
Vampyros Lesbos
Entrails of a Virgin

[Raffine]

The Rats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here!
Sh! The Octopus
Skidoo
I Dood It!
Snakes on a Plane
Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
Kiss Me, Stupid
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini
The Boy Who Cried Werewolf
Picture Mommy Dead
Don't Worry We'll Think of a Title
SSSSSSS
Please Don't Eat My Mother
Night of the Bloody Apes

Special Rotten Grammar Award:
The Facts of Life Goes to Paris

However I realy hate any title beginning with an participle:

Saving Private Ryan
Saving Silverman
Finding Nemo
Finding Forrester
Deconstructing Harry
Being John Malkovich
Regarding Henry
Chasing Amy
Waking Ned Devine
Chasing Liberty
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Guarding Tess
Drowning Mona
Being Human
Driving Miss Daisy
Finding Neverland etc.

[JaseSF]

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

[Gerry]

There are movie titles that just don't seem to make any sense at all:

2 + 5: MISSION HYDRA (1965)

A DOG, A MOUSE AND A SPUTNIK (1958)

and movies titles that end with a question:

WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT FEELING GOOD? (1968)

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? (1945)

WHO KILLED DOC ROBBIN? (1948)

WHOEVER SLEW AUNTIE ROO? (1971)

IS THIS TRIP REALLY NECESSARY? (1970)

[Him]

Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood
The Unholy
Darkness Falls
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Doctor Strangelove, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
Attack of the killer bimbos

[KYGOTC]

Sometimes how silly the title is is what makes me want to see it. Like "DONT WORRY. WE'LL THINK OF A TITLE".

That sounds BRILLIANT! However, this iz not always the case. like "SSSSSSS". lame lame lame lame. That movie blew more than .......... I dunno. It just blew.

[ghouck]

How about one of my favorites: Naked Lunch. . .

[soylentgreen]

NIGHT FALLS ON MANHATTAN
SOYLENT GREEN (bias, maybe)
TWO THOUSAND MANIACS
CHARLIE CHAN AND THE CURSE OF THE DRAGON QUEEN
THE EVICTORS
AMERICATHON
I WAS A COMMUNIST FOR THE F.B.I.
BLOODBATH AT THE HOUSE OF DEATH
TORSO
HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN (!)
SGT. KABUKIMAN NYPD
DEATH CURSE OF TARTU
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
APOCALYPSE NOW
THE WORLD, THE FLESH AND THE DEVIL
(so, with that, naturally..)THE GIRL, THE GOLDWATCH & EVERYTHING

[Gerry]

Sometimes how silly the title is is what makes me want to see it. Like "DONT WORRY. WE'LL THINK OF A TITLE".

That sounds BRILLIANT! However, this iz not always the case.

Case in point: CHEERLEADER NINJAS

[Capt_Scrummy]

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity
Vampyros Lesbos
Entrails of a Virgin

Ok, out of all of those, I'm suprised you didn't mention "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death."

One thing that I do appreciate about many bad movie titles is that you know what's coming, such as "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" or "Satan's Cheerleaders."  When you get a movie like "Troll 2", however...

[RCMerchant]

  "BLOODY..." this or BLOOD" that...
HORROR of the BLOOD MONSTERS
BRAIN of BLOOD
BLOOD of GHASTLY HORROR (huh?)
FRANKENSTIEN's BLOODY TERROR....(which had zero to do with Frankenstien...it was the US title for a Spainish Werewolf movie!)
NIGHT of the BLOODY APES
BLOOD of DRACULAS CASTLE
TASTE the BLOOD of DRACULA
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD
or just plan goofy...
MONSTER A GO GO
I WAS a HIPPY VAMPIRE
PSYCHED by the 4D WITCH
SPIDER BABY(aka CANNIBAL ORGY)
or just coool and scaaary...
the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
I EAT YOUR SKIN
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
I DISMEMBER MAMA
the CORPSE GRINDERS
the HOUSE that DRIPPED BLOOD
FLESH EATING MOTHERS
SATAN's SADISTS
BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS

[Capt_Scrummy]

Intersting that you should mention "Monster a Go Go."  The film group at my school is filming a zombie movie for their final project, and their calling it "Zombie a Go Go."  I get to be an extra. 

[RCMerchant]

 
Useless trivia time...Al Adamson's first film was called PSYCHO a GO GO...which was re edited,new parts added and rereleased as the convulated BLOOD of GHASTLY HORROR!!! (Al had a way with crazy titles,to catch the eye,and usually nothing to do with the content of the movie itself...)