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Started by RCMerchant, April 04, 2007, 05:46:36 PM

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RCMerchant

 Low budget movies have the most imaginitive monssters! Cheezy,cheap, but sooooo cool! I was thinking...could we make a beasteriay Of loww rent monsters.... post a photo of your favorites......kinda an on going thread in the vein of the Guessing game  or  Picture War...cuz who doesnt't like cool monsters...

One of my personal favorites is the monster from FRANKENSTIEN meets the SPACE MONSTER....back in ther early 70's, there was a late nite  program called Double Ccreature Feature...and they would show (duh) two old horror movies. But the start of the program would have a narrator with a karloff voice,and THIS photo annoucing the movies of the nite. "Welcome, girls and ghouls to channel 28's Double Creature Feature..."

                       
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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RCMerchant

CRIPES! I meant to post this in BAD movies instead of good movies...ahhh... hell...  :bluesad:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Poogie

I like Frankenstein....
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

Fausto

If you wanna do a beastiary, you should arrange the info in an orderly fashion, as such:



Name: Medusa
Filmography: Clash of the Titans (1981)
Quote: "Never look her in the face."
Description: Once a priestess of Aphrodite, was transformed as punishment for an affair with Posiedon. Now a fearsome creature with snakes for hair; one look at her face can transform any human into stone.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

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Him

The Dark Lord of the Universe
Howard the Duck (1986)


ulthar

The Bad Movies Zoo will need a whole wing for mutations.  For the inaugural exhibit in the Mutant Wing, I offer Syngenor, with an honorable mention for being 'allergic' to water, that oh so rare substance on battlefields.

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Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

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RCMerchant

Quote from: Fausto on April 05, 2007, 03:38:44 PM
If you wanna do a beastiary, you should arrange the info in an orderly fashion, as such:



Name: Medusa
Filmography: Clash of the Titans (1981)
Quote: "Never look her in the face."
Description: Once a priestess of Aphrodite, was transformed as punishment for an affair with Posiedon. Now a fearsome creature with snakes for hair; one look at her face can transform any human into stone.


I think that's a great idea...I'm gonna follow your lead,and do the same on future posts.Hopefully the rest of the gang will too.Thanks!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

                    

                       Name: the Colassal Beast aka the Amazing Colassal Man
                       Filmography: The Amazing Colassal Man (1957) and War of the Colassal Beast(1958)
                       Quote:"EAGGGHHH!!!"
                        Description: Exposed to intense radiation, Col.Manning grows at an incredible rate,and becomes a huge,beast...finally
                                            commiting suicide by high tension wires,in a moment of clarity.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Automan2000



Name: Hybrid
Filmography: Hybrid (1997)
Quote: "I'll melt your face!!!"
Description: Genetically engineered monster found in an underground research facility after aliens destroyed much of earth. Known to have an affinity for human women. Also suffers from psychological dysfunction concerning doors.

Kooshmeister



Name: Were-Moth, a.k.a. Clare Mallinger
Filmography: The Blood Beast Terror (1968)
Quote: None comes to mind...
Description: The daughter of mad entomologist Carl Mallinger, who turns into a humanoid moth and sucks the blood of men she seduces.

Raffine


ALICE: How is it you're so strong, Ro-Man? It seems impossible.
RO-MAN: We Ro-Mans obtain our strength from the planet Ro-Man, relayed from individual energizers.

Name: Ro-Man
Filmography: ROBOT MONSTER (1953)
Quote: " I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!"
Description: Tubby gorilla suit/diving helmet wearing robot from the stars. Almost wipes out the hu-man race with his bubble machine but is ultimately undone by his hot monkey blood lust. Does win the audience's sympathy by choking that annoying little girl who always wants to play house.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

RCMerchant

#11
           

          Name:Paula Dupree aka the Ape Woman
          Filmography: CAPTIVE WILDWOMAN(1943),JUNGLE WOMAN(1944),JUNGLE CAPTIVE(1945)
          Quote:-?
          Description: A man in a gorrila suit is turned into a beautiful woman by mad doctors,and occasionally turns back into a apewoman to meance the
             the other cast members,who include Rondo Hatton,Evelyn Ankers, John Carridine,J.Carrol Naish,and Otto Kruger.The apewoman is
            played by Aquanetta twice,and once by Vicky Lane. Never got to meet Abbot and Costello.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Doc Daneeka

Even normal animals can become b-movie killers when shot up with a myriad of devious substances

Name: Shakma
          Filmography: Shakma (1990)
          Quote: Would monsters need quotes?
          Description: Shakma is a lab ape turned mad by corrupt college professors who torments a group of late-night LARPing students (Including Christopher Atkins and Amanda Wyss) and a professor played by Roddy McDowell
          Strength: You'd hate to get mauled by a chimp, and this makes it all the worse
          Weakness: His heightened strength and intelligence still does not give him the power to open doors.

And this could easily get moved to "Bad Movies" if you still care

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For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

RCMerchant

Eh.It's ok where it is,I guess.Thanx,anyhow! :smile:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Shadow



Name: La Cacanya
Filmography: The Giant Claw (1957)
Quote: Kaw!! Kaw!! Kaw!!
Description: Gigantic antimatter space buzzard (as big as a battleship no less).
Shadow
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