BAD MOVIE ZOO!

[Leah]

NAME: The Night Monster

MOVIE: The Navy Vs. The Night Monsters

Quotes: N/A

Description: Prehistoric tree like carnivores that move so slow, that walking backward into it will kill you. It's true!

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Deinonychus

Filmography: Carnosaur (1993)

Quote: GGGRRAARRRR!

Description: A carnivorous dinosaur bred from a chicken. Stick around to watch the zookeeper feed a bunch of dirty hippies to the creature. It's more entertaining than what's on TV nowadays.

[retrorussell]

Name:THE CREEPING TERROR
Film: See above
Quote: Rrrrarrh!
Description: The equivalent of a giant rug covered in tar, and with giant chocolate chips and gummi worms stuck to it.  Oh, and it moves so slow you have to be completely inert or stupid, or both.  Practically everyone in the movie is like this.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Pumpkinhead

Filmography: Pumpkinhead (1988), Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994), Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes (2006), Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud (2008)

Quote: HHHHHiiiisssss!!

Description: Keep away from Pumpkinhead unless you're tired of living. His enemies are mostly dead. He's mean and unforgiving. Laugh at him and you're undone but in some dreadful fashion. Vengeance he considers fun and plans it with a passion. Time will not erase or blot a plot that he has brewing. It's when you think that he's forgot, he'll conjure your undoing. Bolted doors and windows barred, guard dogs prowling in the yard won't protect you in your bed. Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Feeders

Filmography: Feeders (1996), Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998)

Quote: RrRaarraaGGHhh!

Description: Despite being possibly the fakest looking monsters in the zoo, these space creatures have a taste for human flesh and can be quite vicious when attacking people.

Warning: It is advised to not stick your fingers in the cage.

[Chainsawmidget]

Killer Sheep

Film:  Black Sheep (2007)

Quote: Baaahhhhhh

Description:  Normal sheep turned into savage bloodthristy meat eaters due to genetic experimentation. 

While they may look cute and cuddly, they are extremely savage and will bite if given the slightly opportunity.  Please do not stick your hands or penis in their cage. 

[odinn7]

Name- Quetzalcoatl

Film- Q: The Winged Serpent  (1982)

Description- Large flying lizard that lives in NYC...loves to eat people.

[odinn7]

Name- C.H.U.D./ Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

Film- C.H.U.D.  (1984)

Description- Toxic waste soaked homeless people have become disfigured flesh eaters who seem to enjoy living in sewers. Seems they occasionally like to eat dogs as well.

[alandhopewell]

NAME: Tabonga

FILM: From Hell It Came, 1957

COMMENTS: This refugee from the Enchanted Forest is the result of burying an island prince (with an axe to grind, PTP) in a radioactive hollow tree...no cookies, just another case of White Man Take Long Time Die.

BTW: There's a native dagger sticking in the wooden heart of Tabonga; if you can hit it with your firestick, you not only kill it, but you win a tee-shirt and a free game!

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Piranha

Filmography: Piranha (1978)

Description: Genetically enginered piranhas that can rip a human to shreds in seconds. Go ahead, stick your finger in the tank if you don't believe us. You have been warned.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Unknown Alien Knockoff From Another Dimension

Filmography: Xtro 2: The Second Encounter (1991)

Quote: SSSCCCCREREEAAACCCHHH!!

Description: A monstrous brute from another dimension that is a force to be reckoned with. Despite its large size, it is able to sneak up on terrible actors without them ever noticing until it's too late.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Davis Baby.

Filmography: It's Alive (1974), It Lives Again (1978), It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1986).

Quote: WWWWWAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Description: A vicious mutant infant that attacks when frightened. Despite being a baby, this creature CAN KILL with ease. For your sake, keep a good distance away from the pen if you want to live to see the next day.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Killer Tomatoes.

Filmography: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978), Return of the Killer Tomatoes (1988), Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1991), Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1992).

Quote: Waarrggh...

Description: They're the killer tomatoes. They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you, chew you up for brunch and finish you off for dinner or lunch. They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy. They're rotten to the core. They're standing outside your door.

[alandhopewell]

     NAME: Dr. Anton Phibes

     FILMOGRAPHY: ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES, DR. PHIBES RISES AGAIN!

     QUOTE: "Nine killed you....nine will DIE!"

     HABITS: A musical / mechanical genius with SERIOUS dermatological issues, Phibes devotes his time to bumping off enemies in inventive, expensive ways, hanging out with a really hot, mute babe, and gobbling up scenery like a bass player at a wedding buffet gig.

[Chainsawmidget]

Dr. Phibes would like to remind people that he only works at the zoo and would really appreciate it if the tour guide stopping bringing people by the break lounge.