I like my ______ like I like my women:

[Zapranoth]

I like my women just a little on the... trashy si-iiide....

[quabrot]

Toothpaste for Dinner had the best answer.

i prefer his wife's cartoons, though.

[Derf]

Okay, Menard. I'll sink a bit further.

I like my bars like I like my women: sleazy and full of cheap liquor.

I like my steak like I like my women: dark on the outside, pink and moist in the middle.

I like my soda like I like my women: huge jugs with easy-to-open tops.

I like my internet like I like my women: fast and willing to show me things I never before imagined.

I like my football teams like I like my women: with a great tight end and a good grip on the ball (no fumbling!).



And now I stop, because, while I love bad jokes like these, I really like my wife like I like my woman: smart, beautiful, and still married to me.

[Automan2000]

I like my convenience stores like I like my women... open for business 24 hours a day.

[Jack]

I like my software like I like my women - gets loaded fast and doesn't require a lot of memory.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I liek my burgers like I like my women naked and juicy

[fortunato]

I like my toys like I like my women:  fun to play with and easy to stuff back into my closet.
I like my babies like I like my women:  weak, defenseless, and somebody else's problem.
I like my literature like I like my women:  easily opened and good between the covers.
I like my posters like I like my women:  nice to look at and pinned to the wall.

[JaseSF]

I like my gummi bears like I like my women: sweet, cuddly and doesn't mind at all if I take a nipple.

I like my golden age movie classics like l like my women,  classy and full of romantic notions.

[Mr_Vindictive]

I like my gummi bears like I like my women: sweet, cuddly and doesn't mind at all if I take a nipple.

I like my golden age movie classics like l like my women,  classy and full of romantic notions.

I hope that you meant nibble and not nipple.   

[Andrew]

I like my lawn like I like my women:  recently trimmed and comfortable to lay on.

I like my remote controls like I like my women:  with lots of buttons to press.

I like my ladders like I like my women:  six feet tall and stable.

[JaseSF]

  Freudian slip I swear!

[rebel_1812]

I like my living rooms like I like my women; the carpeting better match the drapers.

[ulthar]

I like my sushi like I like my women: raw and slimy.

[Menard]

I like my sushi like I like my women: raw and slimy.

I was so afraid you would take the high road; glad to see you didn't.



I like my donkeys like I like my women: nice asses that need to be rode

(I have no high road)

[ulthar]

I like my cats like I like my women:  All I have to do is say "here, p***y, p***y"  and she comes.

What was that about a high road?