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Tomb of Anubis Weekly Updates - 04/30-05/06

Started by AnubisVonMojo, May 06, 2007, 07:52:43 PM

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AnubisVonMojo

The Tomb of Anubis stops by with another week of updates and a case of fancy imported beers for your enjoyment!

Friday's Broke-Ass Budget review involved Anubis reviewing the movie that can claim the award of greatest title ever: Project: Kill.

Today's update finds three new reviews with NutJob's crapping on the vampire killing Casper Van Dien in Slayer, Ragnarok having a bonding moment with Fred Olen Ray's Wizards of the Demon Sword and Anubis slipping in a Shorty for the epic-to-be Spider-Man 3.

Light it. Smell it. Enjoy it. Re-order it. Just don't eat it, because that voids the warranty....

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Andrew

Man, Brother R really feels the anger against Fred Olen Ray.  Some of his stuff pains me too, but every now and then the formula comes together and what should be an awful movie to me turns out to be a lot of fun.  "Hybrid" and "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" fall into the latter group.

I had been interested in seeing "Wizards of the Demon Sword."  Still am, just so I can make sense out of Ragnarok's fury.
Andrew Borntreger
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