How would we recognize each other?

[Mr. DS]

do understand that if you use any of said greetings on a non bad movie fan you're likely to face criminal charges...

[Newt]

...or a free ride in the rubber tuck...

[Dr. Whom]

We could have a two part sign, such as
A: Imperial battleship
B: halt the flow of time

Or we could go for Zarth-Arn style maniacal laughter

Muahahahahaha!

[KYGOTC]

Howza bout we do like in the Street Fighter movie, which is a sideways thumbs up while saying "Bison!"

[Raffine]

Singing the 'Mothra" song at the top of your lungs?

Or, much simpler, doing that pointing and screeching thing Donald Sutherland does at the end of the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS remake?



                  "Hey! Another b-movie fan!" Donald Sutherland seems to say

[Andrew]

Singing the 'Mothra" song at the top of your lungs?

Or, much simpler, doing that pointing and screeching thing Donald Sutherland does at the end of the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS remake?



                  "Hey! Another b-movie fan!" Donald Sutherland seems to say

That scene always reminds me of my mother reacting to whatever I had done or brought home to show her (usually an insect, arachnid, reptile, etc).  I'd say that her blood pressure problem largely abated after I left the house.

[Jack]

I do have a sign; it uses one finger.

If that's the secret sign, I've apparently met just about everyone on the board already.

[Raffine]

That scene always reminds me of my mother reacting to whatever I had done or brought home to show her (usually an insect, arachnid, reptile, etc).  I'd say that her blood pressure problem largely abated after I left the house.

Now that you mention it, that does look a lot like my mother's "Hey Mom! Lookit the neat snake I found!" face.

[Amontillado]

Ha, that's hilarious Andrew. I always thought the same thing about my mom. She hates it when I tell her that!

[RCMerchant]

Singing the 'Mothra" song at the top of your lungs?

Or, much simpler, doing that pointing and screeching thing Donald Sutherland does at the end of the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS remake?



                 "Hey! Another b-movie fan!" Donald Sutherland seems to say

But-what if,instead of another BAD MOVIES org. member...it really IS a BODY SNATCHER? That would be sad. Or we were mistaken for Body Snatchers...and people started setting us on fire? THAT would be REALLY sad!!!

[Andrew]

But-what if,instead of another BAD MOVIES org. member...it really IS a BODY SNATCHER? That would be sad. Or we were mistaken for Body Snatchers...and people started setting us on fire? THAT would be REALLY sad!!!

Anytime I start acting weird (affectionate, civil, etc.) Katie sprays me with Roundup.  When I complain, she tells me, "Just making sure."

[Shadow]

I think the problem with the greeting is that you have to be in close proximity to each other.  We need something so that we can find each other over long distances.  I suggest a distinctive call.  Every hour, on the hour, hunch down and let out a loud call like, "Baaaaaaaaachhhhhhaaaaaa!   Baaaaaaaaachhhhhhaaaaaa!  Woooooooo  Whoop  Whoop  Whoop!"  Use a bullhorn to get extra distance out of the call.  If you hear a call, answer it and work your way closer to the other forum member, calling out return calls every few minutes.

I use this to find Katie in the mall.  She comes running immediately.

If I did that, my wife would run the other way and deny having ever known me.

[ghouck]

My vote is for us all having, at all times, an arm hiding half our face like in Plan 9. . .
That or we walk around with a piece of paper shouting PERMIT, , ,PER - - - MIT! like P.J. did at the beginning of Braindead / Dead-Alive.

[Torgo]

Maybe we could have Andrew put up a Bat Signal type thing that instead features George Kennedy's face/profile.

[KYGOTC]

We could aproach eachother and ask, "Are you Dickies' father?" like in "Ghost of Chicken.