I has a penis

[Menard]

Susan, I'm sure some guys (a minority maybe but still) are actually happy to hear you're not a lesbian.

So if you're ever in Newfoundland, be sure to look me up    .

(Jase in action)

[Ash]

If you has a penis, you'll need one of these:

[Menard]

If you has a penis, you'll need one of these:

That was a good find.

[RCMerchant]

  I has a penis...but being married,I don't get to use it to often.   

[Menard]

  I has a penis...but being married,I don't get to use it to often.   

Hope this helps

[RCMerchant]

  I has a penis...but being married,I don't get to use it to often.   

Hope this helps

I'm like...5'2"...120 lbs....my whole BODY  could fit in that thing!   

[Ash]

RC,
Here's a great place you can go to shop:



Matter of fact, it'd be a great place to shop for all of us penis havers!   

[RCMerchant]

  Karma!!!

[Menard]

I'm like...5'2"...120 lbs....my whole BODY  could fit in that thing!   

Try this (it's smaller, and it comes with a smile on its face)

[Ash]

Try this (it's smaller, and it comes with a smile on its face)

And its name is Henry!  

Or would these work better?

[RCMerchant]

Or would these work better?

Yikes!    Naw... I got's one of those Manhole Cover Locks!

[JaseSF]

I think these just might do the job...



And Menard, if you really want to kiss my boots like that...well... ... Yegads Man! What are you doing? Stop that!

[Ash]

RealDoll's are better:
(the above link is not safe for work!)



Too bad they cost over $5000.

[Menard]

Too bad they cost over $5000.

That's less than a real woman costs.

[Menard]

And Menard, if you really want to kiss my boots like that...well... ... Yegads Man! What are you doing? Stop that!

I have modified the reply just slightly.