I has a penis

[JaseSF]

Come on, we all know that's really more your thing. 

[Menard]

Come on, we all know that's really more your thing. 

If a woman were a boot...yeah...I'd be all over that boot. 

[RCMerchant]

RealDoll's are better:
(the above link is not safe for work!)



Too bad they cost over $5000.

YOOWIE!!!! I wonder...if you invested in a  bunch of these...would it be illegal to...like...rent them out like video games?  I wouldn't want the job of cleaning them up after,though!   

   I think this post is about gutter level now....

[Menard]

   I think this post is about gutter level now....

Oh no...it ain't sunk to my level...yet

[flackbait]

I think this post is about gutter level now....

What makes you think that?  

[Menard]

YOOWIE!!!! I wonder...if you invested in a  bunch of these...would it be illegal to...like...rent them out like video games?  I wouldn't want the job of cleaning them up after,though!   

Same difference.

Either way, video games or dolls, it's as close as that crowd will get to a real woman.

[JaseSF]

Maybe me think CHERRY 2000 isn't too far off in reality. 

[indianasmith]

You know that sucky sound the crud in the deep sink makes right before it goes swirling down the drain?  The same sound is emanating from this thread right now!
"Realdolls"?


Yeesh.

[Ash]

Oh...this thread can definitely go lower!

How many of you had this as a kid?

[CheezeFlixz]

I guess after your tired of Pulling Cock around you could patch it up with ....

[Ash]

And after you got sewed up, you could check out:

[Allhallowsday]

Need that warm cozy Campbell's soup feeling inside? 

[Menard]

Penis movies?

Would it be appropriate to call movies, oriented to the things guys like, penis movies?


Die Hard Movies

Explosions, car chases, lots of gunplay, mime bashing, and even more of the things guys like.

One of the basic things I like about the Die Hard movies is that the hero, John McClane, is an accidental hero fighting by the seat of his pants. He's not smooth in most anything he does, yet effectively gets the job done. He is not James Bond, he does not have special tools, he is not a pretty fighter, and yet he does what he does so well and it is extremely entertaining.


Retroactive

One of my top ten favorite movies.

Take a steaming hot chick in a tight black jumpsuit, add an opportunist killer on a rampage, put them in the middle of a lonely road in the Texas desert, oh, and wrap it up with a science fiction plot involving time travel.

Car chases, flying lead, and explosions will soon ensue, and ensue, and ensue. The action does not let up as this short, albeit deadly, car ride will repeat itself with each turn leaving more victims and wanton destruction in its wake.

This is a 90 minute hard-on in the guise of a movie.


The Blues Brothers

One massive car chase, damn great music, cameos coming out your butt (see, I didn't say ass), and the Blues Brothers.

It does not take long for this movie to get rolling, and when cars are not piling up or being thrown at you, there is ample music and comedy along the way.

CPM: Cars Per Minute - This movie has more cars destroyed per minute than any other movie. The final chase alone probably racks up more crashes than the entirety of the original Gone in 60 Seconds



What movies would you declare as 'penis movies'?

[RCMerchant]

.Not really movies...but the 3 STOOGES.
.Italian Zombie movies.
.70's sexpliotatiion. Most anything that has '--------------- STEWARDESSES' as a title.
.TROMA films.
.Biker movies
.Spahgetti Westerns
.AIP sci Fi movies.
.....actually,most BAD MOVIES!

....oh...and porno. 

[Snivelly]

Pardon my Ovarian interruption here......

I would say that any movie starring Steven Seagal is a penis flick.  Along with 48 Hours and Fletch.  But The Blues Brothers isn't because although it is one big car chase after another there is an actual plot behind it all. 

Oh, and Chuck Norris and Jean Claude van Damme's movies are penis flicks also.