Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre

[Ash]

Create a funny caption for this pic from The Slumber Party Massacre.


"I'll pretend I'm Darth Vader, and you can be Obi-Wan Kenobi."

[DodgingGrunge]

Would you please step a little bit closer?  I'm dreadfully near-sighted.

[dean]

Gotta love films directed by feminists... Anyways...


"I think my doctor misunderstood me right before surgery when I said I wanted it fixed so I could drill chicks"

[AnubisVonMojo]

Killer: "You call that a fire poker? This is a fire poker!"
Woman: "No it's not, that's a power drill."
Killer: "I see you've played Pokery-Drilley before!"

...sorry, I saw the "Bart Vs. Australia" episode of the Simpsons yesterday. Heh.

[The Burgomaster]

Perhaps you're wondering why this drill is sticking out of my chest . . .

[Andrew]

Girl:  "Is that a 3/8" shank?"

[Mr. DS]

Girl:  This has gone on long enough, we need to get to the beach party!  The deal stands; I wear the Speedo shirt and you wear the Speedo bathing suit and thats FINAL!

[BlackAngel75]

Killer: I see you like to get screwed

[Jack]

Girl:  "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"

[CheezeFlixz]

Girl: So is that 1" deep bore auger or are you just happy to see me?


OR


Girl: No you twit, I said drill ME with your wood, NOT drill your wood.

[Mr_Vindictive]

Girl:  "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"

haha!  Karma!

[Susan]

Create a funny caption for this pic from The Slumber Party Massacre.

Sally's eyes filled with wonder when she saw the new Turbo 5.1 Deluxe curling iron

[Joe the Destroyer]

"No need to be alarmed.  It's only a drill!"

9_9

It was there and I had to take it!

[Yaddo 42]

What Norm Abrams is really doing in the New Yankee Workshop after hours.

[Justy]

I never realized that your drill was so big... let's go put that thing to good use.