Eraserhead

[DodgingGrunge]

I don't want you guys to drown in my caption enthusiasm, so I'll restrict myself to starting one thread a week. 

Eraserhead - dir. David Lynch (1978)
players:  Mary and Henry X

Mary:  I must admit, I'm not terribly familiar with The Book of Mormon, no.

[The Burgomaster]

Mary:  "Didn't I give you money to have your hair cut?"

[AnubisVonMojo]

Mary: "Damn it Harry, are you trying to scan me again?!"

[Andrew]

Mary:  "I bleached my hair to match the drapes.  Now are you happy?"

[Mr. DS]

Mary:  "You had me at hello..."

[Ash]

"Kramer from Seinfeld!  So nice to see you!"

[AnubisVonMojo]

Or, to go on Ash's post...

"Kramer from Seinfeld!... wow... you're much shorter in person, aren't you?"

[Joe the Destroyer]

And the staring contest championships are under way!

[CheezeFlixz]

Henry: I'm envisioning 4 numbers do you know what they are?

Mary: Yes, I think so ...

Henry: Well tell me!

Mary: Is it ... 2 ... 4 ... 1 ... 6?

Henry: Egad! Your a genius!

Mary: Oh Henry!

Henry: A candy bar???

Mary: No Henry, you, your pen pocket protector, has got me ... so ... you know.

Henry: Eager to multiply?

Mary: On Henry!

Henry: I'll get my slide rule.

[ulthar]

She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.

[CheezeFlixz]

She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.

LOL, my first thought was "I Dream of Jennie" too. I had a caption about a costume party with her going as Jennie and him as Kramer ... then I opted for the mind reader.

[Jack]

She:  "The long nozzle thing on the leaf blower goes downwards, away from you."
Him:  "Well, I'd never used one before."

[BlackAngel75]

I can't believe we lost the Edward Scissorhands look-a-like contest

[Menard]

[Texdar]

I just found out Don King is my real dad.