Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...

AnubisVonMojo · July 12, 2007, 10:14:46 AM

Cobra Commander: "Uhm, he who sssssssmellt it delt it?"

or

Roadblock: "I don't know CC, you got it wedged up there pretty far. I think you better explain to Bazooka what you were doing with his namesake while I go find Doc... or Tunnel Rat... yeesh."

Ash · July 12, 2007, 03:16:39 PM

Tomb,
Your picture isn't showing up.

CheezeFlixz · July 12, 2007, 03:30:00 PM

Quote from: Ash on July 12, 2007, 03:16:39 PM
Tomb,
Your picture isn't showing up.

Must of been a silent film.

AnubisVonMojo · July 12, 2007, 08:38:36 PM

Okay, that should work now...

DodgingGrunge · July 12, 2007, 09:43:31 PM

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Cobra: Look, nothing personal, I just don't see the Nation of Islam as a legitimate sect of the religion. We have the words of prophet Mohammad, you have Louis Farrakhan.

Shadow · July 12, 2007, 10:09:05 PM

"I hope he doesn't confuse me with those losers with the white hoods..."

BlackAngel75 · July 12, 2007, 10:57:41 PM

So, two black guys walk in a bar...

ghouck · July 12, 2007, 10:59:37 PM

CC to himself: YESS, He's looking at my butt. My manicurist said designer jeans and a little cologne was all I needed to get his attention and it worked. Now, play it cool, relax, did I do my bun excercises this morning? Oh thank god I did, , , He's going to ask me out, I know it I know it I know it. I wonder if he will take me somewhere nice. A nice dinner and some champagne, maybe we'll go dancing. . .

Roadblock to himself: What a nice tight butt, , , I want some of that, , , but He probably wants to go out to eat or some dumb crap like that, , , but, , , it's just dinner, it'd be worth it if that's what it takes to hit that, , , maybe someplace cheap, like Bob's Burger Barn, , A burger, a couple beers, then back to my place. . . .

Mr. DS · July 13, 2007, 11:35:53 AM

Cobra Commander: I see we have instruct our Crimson Guard that disarming prisoners includes taking away grenades among other things.

Yaddo 42 · July 14, 2007, 03:10:58 AM

Stupid "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". I would have guessed Lifeline, or Quick Kick, or Breaker maybe even Shipwreck, but Roadblock? Well he does work out and he dresses like that.

The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

RCMerchant · July 14, 2007, 04:59:18 AM

Is that your bazooka pokin' me, or are you just happy to see me?

AnubisVonMojo · July 14, 2007, 08:40:41 AM

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:10:58 AM
The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.

Inyarear · July 23, 2007, 07:09:34 AM

"It's easy. You just throw a basketball. Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha...! Eh... Heh heh... Uh..."

Poogie · July 23, 2007, 11:52:37 AM

" I want my money back, I asked for an Arabian dancer!"

Jack · July 23, 2007, 03:26:18 PM

Dude in the back: "So, your real name is Arnold Finkelstein?"