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Bathtub goo

Started by Texdar, July 13, 2007, 04:54:12 AM

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AndyC

"Billy, I told you to clean this tub weeks ago. Now it's giving rise to new life."
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Justy

I really don't trust this backscratcher, but I'll try anything once.
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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Terf

Sadly, the producers of "Dark Water" couldn't afford real water, and had to go with a cheap substitute for many shots...


OR


"FLOOOOO!"

"DAVE?! Is that you? What happened?!"

"I stayed in the bathtub too long, and turned into a giant prune! But then the sun came out and I melted into one large gelatinous blob!"

"Oh, Dave..." *Cries*

"Cheer up, baby. Look on the bright side: I'm sure we can get into Guiness Book of World records and make millions off of the curious public!"

OR


Marge didn't know what was more disturbing - the fact that there was a large, gooey life form in her bathtub, or that the arm appeared to be trying to grope her.
Things could be worse; you could be twins.

richjr37

"Take on me....Take me onnn..."
"God,i'm so wired. What do say i take you home and eat your p***y?"-"Shark Attack 3:Megalodon"

fremontflyer

The scene from Pleasantville involving Parker's wife they did not show in the theatres.

redsneaker

"Oh .. Sorry Hun... Did I make the water too hot?"
"Strange and unexplained events are occuring."

AndyC

"I told you not to squeeze that zit, Ed"
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